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On my own for the weekend. Time for some messy mischief. I went to a charity shop and bought two short, tight skirts and a white blouse, the lady who served me looked at me a bit funny but did not say anything. I was rock hard thinking about taking my new buys home to get messed up. In the shower at home with a bucket of custard and a bucket of natural yogurt (very easy to clean up) in my skirts white blouse, stripey tie and black stockings looking like a very naughty schoolgirl.Custard and yogurt in my face all over my short skirts, blouse and tie, completely smothered and dripping with custard and yogurt still watching myself in the mirror. Then a very sticky ending as I blow my load in my skirt. And yes I'm a bloke. Great fun and a real turn on (especially wearing a short snug skirt).