Gameshow Humiliation

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The title of the show, 'I'll do anything for cash', left little to the imagination. Each week a man and women would enter the show in the hope of winning money and prizes, each week the couple would beshocked at low they would have to go to win the life changing amounts of money. This weeks contestants were Phil & Megyn who wanted to earn enough money to have their dream wedding. Megyn was a size 12 curvey blonde with perfect breasts and a perfect smile. They were introduced to the crowd by the hostess Lindsey Lohan, just fresh from prison, and entered the stage with Phil in casual shirt and short trousers while Megyn wore her classic little black dress and heels. Neither of them were ready for what was in store over the next half hour.

Round 1 Sex Change

The rules of the round were annouced Megyn had 1 hour to turn Phil in to a women, at the end of the round the studio audience would get the chance to vote for how well they had done, for each audience member that thought they had passed Phil & Megyn would get £5 if less than half the audience voted them winners then Megyn would get dumped in a VAT of deep, smelly, sticky green gunge. Phil had to pick a sealed envelope which contained a picture of a celebrity which he would have to made up to look like, he opened the card and saw a picture of Britney Spears wearing a glittery pink top,a short black skirt & a pair of pink knee high boots. Phil and Megyn went beind the screens and straight away Megyn started waxing Phil's legs, the audience laughed as they heared him scream in pain as each strip was pulled off. Next his make up was done with bright pink lip stick, long eyelashes and lots of blusher. Finally Megyn helped Phil on with his long blonde wig and left him to get changed in to the clothes, she had to go and sit at the top of the gunge VAT to await the audience decision. With 5 minuites of the hour left a additional challenge was added, Phil would have to perform a Britney song and be judged on his singing and dancing, He was now beging to wonder whether the wedding was worth this but as he looked over at Megyn he realised he would do anything for her and she had her heart set on a wedding at Cinderella's palace in Disney .

The screen went up and the music to 'Crazy' started, anyone seeing Phil for the 1st time would be unsure as to whether he was male or female as his legs were smooth and his make up beautiful. he sang his heart out and the time came for the vote. At this point Megyn was blindfolded and had ear phones put on her to add to her suspense of not knowing how the vote would go. Phil certainly looked like Britney but the crowd were split, his dancing had let him done and only 450 of the 1000 strong crowd voted in his favour. Megyn who was still poised above the gunge unaware of the decision suddenly found herself plunging head first in to the pit of gunge, her blindfold came off and she struggled to find her feet. Both Phil & Sarah felt humiliated already and there were still 2 rounds to go, on the plus side the had won £2200. Before the next round Lindsey informed Phil that he would stay as a women for the rest of the show and Megyn that there was no time for her to clean up.

Round 2 Bathtime

Phil & Megyn were brought out to the stage wearing a small baywatch bikini each, in front of them were 5 bath tubs each filled with a different substance with a pole over the middle of them. The couple would have to take it in turns to get in the bath and submerge themselves under the various substances to get under the pole from one side of the tub to the other in he quickest time possible. At the end of the course were 2 costumes hanging up, a fairy outfit for Phil and a catsuit for Megyn. They would have to change in to the costume and come back again through the course. They were allowed 5 minuites to complete the course for every 10 seconds under the time limit they would get £100, if they failed to complete the course in the limit there would be a consequence. The challenge started and in to the 1st tub Phil dived,this tub contained the traditional beans Phil & Megyn both emerged from the tub like tango man and moved on to tub 2, mayonaise, again they both entered the tub and dived under the pole, the mayo was thick & heavy & hard to move through, the couple both gagged as they ploughed through it. Tub 3 contained pasta sauce which the couple got through with little trouble and they moved to tub 4 which was full of custard. The couple were making good time but were starting tire, they got through tub 4 and dive in to the glitter that was in tub 5, they both emerged looking like christmas decorations and started to get changed, Phil put his fairy out fit on with no problems but Megyn found it hard to get the PVC cat suit on over the glitter, she ran back to the custard bath and jumped in hoping this would act as a lubrication, she was right, she got the cat suit on and they both started back through the baths. They made it back to the start in 3:49 mins meaning they won £610, they also won a mystery prize for finishing so quickly. The prize was the chance to dump Lindsey in one of the baths, she was wearing a short glittery dress with heals and Phil took great pleasure in throwing he in to the tub of mayo. She emerged looking like a a very sexy snow man. Again there was no time for a clean up of a change of clothes and it was on to round 3.

Round 3 The Farmyard

The final found was announced and Megyn & Phil both came out in black PVC maids outfits, with black thigh high boots. They were told that the final round was all the way across the other side of Cardiff and they would have to walk there in their outfirs with signs telling people to follow them to the farm. The more people they got to follow them the more money they could win. This walk took the couple 2 humiliating hours and they arrived at the farm with around 75 followers to find a pillery set up. They were both locked in the pillery and left to await their fate. Each member of the crowd that followed were given 2 buckets of a sludgy manure which they were to pour over the couple, for each bucket poured the couple would recieved £20. By this stage Phil & Megyn were so tired and humilated they didnt care, if they could just get through all 150 buckets they would win another £3000. The first buckets were poured and both of the couple realised this would be harder than first though, the smell was autrocious and the crowd were unsympathetic, rubbing the slurry in their faces and tipping it all over them, after all 150 buckets Phil & Megyn were unrecognisable, they were just a couple of bodies under a pile of manure. Lindsey appeared in her pink dress & pink wellies and gave the couple one more challange. If they walked home from the farm in their current state they could double their money from £5810 to £11620. Phil and Megyn had nothing to lose and agreed to this, they were set free and stood up covered in shit they then decided on a bit of revenge and both dived on Lindsey covering her in all the excess manure they could get off themselves. Lindsey was physically sick and began to regret all her previous drunken exploits that had led her to this show. Phil & Megyn then collected their cheque and walked home hoping no-one would recognise them in their stinking PVC outfits.

[smittybill53]

Greatly enjoying this series.
Thanks

[treacleman]

Another fantastic story.

[matt2matt2002]

Excellent
it gave me a stiffy

[Scud01us]

not too bad... could have been longer though with no bad consequences.