The Stand In (Part Three)

[Slapstickman]

Ok, here's part 3 of 4. Let me know what you think and let me know if you want to see Part Four......hope you all enjoy.

It wasn’t long before Sarah-Jayne got the call for her third scene. She had just managed to remove the last of the porridge from her long brown hair as the Production Assistant knocked on her dressing room door.

“Are you ready to go?” she smiled at the Stand-In.

“Yeah, I suppose so” Sarah-Jayne smiled wearily. She hardly dare ask what was coming next, but she plucked up the courage.

“I think we’re doing the liquid manure scene now” Karen, the Production Assistant smiled sheepishly.

Sarah-Jayne gulped “liquid manure?”

“It’s not really liquid manure, it’s just made to look like that, its actually some kind of homemade brown gunge” Karen tried to reassure an increasingly nervous Sarah-Jayne.

“And what am I supposed to wear for this scene?” Sarah-Jayne asked. There was an awkward silence.

“It will be tastefully shot” Karen smiled guiltily.

“So, to confirm” Sarah-Jayne replied “I am going to be stripped naked and covered in liquid manure”

“Not actual liquid manure” Karen smiled weakly “liquid manure substitute”

“Oh, that’s alright then” Sarah-Jayne snapped sarcastically as she was led into make-up.

For the third time, she was made up to look exactly like Alison Anderson and dressed in the same clothes; a floral summer dress that hugged her figure, with no underwear. Karen was supervising the process partly, Sarah-Jayne thought, so she didn’t make a run for it.

Suddenly, without warning, Alison’s Personal Assistant barged into the dressing room. “Alison’s having a crisis” the harassed assistant explained. “OK magazine have done a full page feature showing her without any make-up, recovering from a night on the town. She’s going into meltdown”

“Ok, I’m coming” Karen sighed and followed the Assistant out of the room towards the star’s trailer.

“You’re done here” the make-up girl advised Sarah-Jayne, putting the final touches to her face.

“Wow!” Sarah-Jayne gasped, looking at herself in the mirror “I look just like her; you’ve surpassed yourself this time”. The make-up girl smiled, blushing slightly.

All of a sudden, Sarah-Jayne had a wicked thought. It was risky, but then again in 20 minutes time she would be naked and dripping in whatever disgusting concoction was used in the movies to simulate liquid manure, so things couldn’t really go downhill much if her plan didn’t work. She decided to go for it.

Sarah-Jayne walked confidently onto the set, even though she was as nervous as hell. “Your star’s here” she announced, arrogantly.

“Good timing Miss Anderson” the Director smiled “hope you had a good break. This is just a really quick scene from your perspective. You’re walking barefoot through this field, full of the joys of spring then two tractors with trailers reverse and surround you. Suddenly a scarecrow appears and grabs hold of your dress. We cut and the Stand-In takes over for the liquid manure sequence”.

“That desperate wannabe” Sarah-Jayne sneered her best Alison Anderson sneer. “Right, let’s do this”.

Sarah-Jayne walked over onto the field set up in the lot of the film studio and began acting the scene, Alison Anderson style. She was pretty sure she had her doppelganger off to a tee, as she ran, screaming from the approaching tractor trailers and screamed as the scarecrow grabbed her dress”

“Ok and Cut” the Director said “just to ensure I have every angle covered, can we do it again please Alison?”

Sarah-Jayne didn’t really want to do the scene again in case her cover was blown this time, but she had no option “ok, if I have to” she snapped “I wish I could work with people who knew what the fuck they were doing first time around”.

Sarah-Jayne meticulously ran through the scene again, careful to mimic Alison as well as she possibly could. After what seemed like forever, she finished the scene and the Director yelled “cut”.

“Ok, where’s the Stand-In?” the Director called.

Just as the Director had called out, Alison Anderson blustered onto the set, accompanied by Karen and her Personal Assistant.

“It’s alright; I’m here” Alison pronounced a bit over-dramatically

“Er, ok” The Director replied

“Where do you want me?” Alison asked.

“Just between those two tractor trailers, in line with the tubes pointing out of the back of the trailer, do you see them?”

“Yes, I’m not blind” Alison snapped.

“Ok” The Director called “that’s just about right. Is the Scarecrow ready?”

“Yeah” the Scarecrow called, he put his hand on Alison’s dress; much to Alison’s disgust.

“Ok, action” The Director called.

It just dawned on Karen what was happening, but it was too late. The Scarecrow yanked at Alison’s dress and it ripped straight off. Alison Anderson was stark naked. She screamed; her bare breasts and bum jiggling as the cast and crew got an eyeful of the naked movie star.

Sarah-Jayne could barely stop giggling as the tubes began to open and she could hear gunge beginning to be pumped down them. Without warning the first tube began to spray thick, brown slop. Alison could do nothing as the messy slop splattered all over her face and began to work its way down her naked torso. Her breasts were covered in brown goo until they were dripping. The slop seemed to coming out faster and faster now, splattering over her stomach and her bare pussy.
Meanwhile the second tube had begun to spray her from behind. There was no escape as it was pumped all over Alison’s perfectly made-up hair and down over her shoulder blades. She squealed as the thick, relentless messy spray coated her back and was slopped over her bare arse. Both tubes were now pumping the messy liquid all over Alison covering every inch of her body, until it was barely possible to make out who was under all the gunge.

Eventually the onslaught came to an end. The last remnants of the slop dribbled out of the bottom of the tube and Alison Anderson was stood in the middle of the set, covered naked head to naked toe in thick brown gunge. The goo dripped from every possible inch of the movie star’s body as everyone just looked on.

“Cut” The Director called and turned to Sarah-Jayne. “You do know I’ll be forced to fire you for this Sarah-Jayne?” he said barely able to suppress a huge grin.

“You knew I wasn’t Alison” Sarah-Jayne replied in amazement

“You’re good, but you’re not quite that good” the Director smiled, kindly.

“It was so worth it, though” Sarah-Jayne laughed

“It was” The Director laughed “I’ll make sure there’s a big bonus included in your pay cheque”

Alison meanwhile stood in shock gasping and spluttering in the middle of the set.The crew were trying as hard as they could to stop themselves laughing as Alison slowly wiped her eyes clear; her naked body dripping gunge everywhere.

[PleasePieMeMistress]

Loved it. Looking fwd to the final installment

[Richard]

Very well described; I was really "living" the story as if it was actually on screen!

[morepies]

Awesome story, Slapstick my man. I am SO hoping you tar and feather the pair in the final denoument!