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It's here that you can leave you mess-ages for Splosh! Santa asking for what you would most like for Christmas. It could be a fantasy, an outfit, a figgy pudding down the pants...anything you like!

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Dear Splosh Santa,

I would like all the girls on this forum Hayley, DD, Gilly, Mercedes, Chantell, Julie, Angel, Josie (sorry if i missed anyone) to give me a pie for Christmas .

I've been a very good boy this year

wamram

wamram wrote:Dear Splosh Santa,

I would like all the girls on this forum Hayley, DD, Gilly, Mercedes, Chantell, Julie, Angel, Josie (sorry if i missed anyone) to give me a pie for Christmas .

I've been a very good boy this year

wamram

Are you planning to empty your sack!!!!! he he he sorry bad joke i know, will put a list together shortly, can I splosh Sharon the admin woman who lives down the road from me!!! that would be a cool xmas present.

regards

Andy

wamram wrote:I would like all the girls on this forum Hayley, DD, Gilly, Mercedes, Chantell, Julie, Angel, Josie (sorry if i missed anyone) to give me a pie for Christmas.

That gives me an idea for a gunge style quiz game. If you get a question right then you get gunged by one of those gorgous women as a prize.

Dear Santa's Little Hayley,

What I would really like for Xmas are:

1. A General-Electric mini-gun, the strength to hold and fire it, and every spammer, scammer, and internet con-artist on the planet chained up in a field in front of me.

2. A minor revision to the time-stream to permanently and totally erase the concept of "low waisted" or "hipster" trousers from existence, for all time.

3. To find a shop in the North of England that does traditional denim dungarees (not designer abominations) in sizes my models will fit. Shortalls would be cool too.

4. All the ladies of the forum, plus Lady-J herself, fully dressed in their choice of workwear, eveningwear, or fetishwear, in Lady Jasmine's dungeon for a multi-way gunge-match. (Well, I had to ask for one impossible thing!)

Dear Splosh! Santa,

Please could we have a magical bikini that remains small but holds loads!

Some gunge that doesn't block the bath.

A best of Splosh! dvd.

Some favourable off-duty over Christmas.

Cheers!

Dear Splosh Santa,

All I want for Christmas really is to be thoroughly pied for the first time. Obviously I have a couple of ideal people that would do this but if they weren't available, just anyone other than me would do.

If that is too easy then my first gunging would be lovely.

Oh and can i have something nice to wear for such a special occasion?

Hohoho

Splosh! Santa has invited you down the studio for this before when DD was last down but you were too shy, PMP! Perhaps you should make it a New Years Resolution?

My Christmas wish is for there to be an all out pie and messy fight between Clown Julie and Silly Gilly. It would be made even better, if I could umpire/referre the match. Now what should they wear. Maybe start off maid outfits then work down to busties and then nothing buth the messy between these lovly ladies.

That and the time to keep up with all the forums and other goings on in the messy worlds and a few other forums that have my eye.

pie pie 4 now
pieclown

I would like a suitcase full of unmarked, non sequential bills to be left on my doorstep.

Failing that...a years supply of porridge and food colouring, a magic wand to make it disappear when im done and some lovely costumes for both stage and sploshing.

A deadly girlz corset and some mary janes wouldn't go amiss either!

(am i too greedy?)

DD x x x

Hayley wrote:Hohoho

Splosh! Santa has invited you down the studio for this before when DD was last down but you were too shy, PMP! Perhaps you should make it a New Years Resolution?

So true. However I couldn't get the time off work last time. I am very shy though, that is true. I have had my first cyber pieing from DD though. (and much fun it was too). Next time will involve more pies I suspect.

Dear Messy Santa.

I think you've already given me an early Xmas pressie by giving Ms WAM Princess Claire a good messing up lol.

But as a proper xmas pressie i would now love to give a good messing up with a certain Ms Angel and DD in 07' if that would be possible.

PRETTY PLEASE!! .

Dear Santa Hayley,

Can I have loads of people in satin clothes to be thrown in Astley pond next year!!!! followed by covering them all in mud.......... hmmm nice thought.

regards

Andy

Dear Splosh! Santa,

I'm longing to be smothered good and proper with natrosol / custard or something that feels just as yummy. Being on the other side of the world would probably make things a little bit difficult but oh well...*sigh*

Dear Santa's little Hayley.

Have seen something super cool in Auntie Dolly's site, for our own Dolly.

Please, please, please *sounds like a small child again!!* arrange for Dolly to get the 60/70's Hippi Dress would to see Dolly get gunged in that.

Regards

Andy
(must go and wear the satin to calm down!!!! no good, I'll get even more giiddy!!!!!)