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Seems like most people know a bunch of really good quotes by famous people past and present.

I'd like to make a thread of favourite quotes. They can be humerous, deep and meaningful, inane ...... whatever.

What's your favourite ever quote?

Phantom

ps - in the interests of community spirit, this thread welcomes contributions from transvestites, pvc lovers, shaved apes and the French.

"Real life sucks losers dry, if you wanna fuck with the eagles, you gotta learn to fly"

"You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your blowjob queen"

and a particular favourite of mine .....

"you really think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel! You're fucking psychotic!"

Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Might have been a small step for Neil but its one hell of a step for me. Pete Conrad Apollo 12, 3rd man on the moon.

I find this one a good one to live by "Im always in the shit, only the depth varies"

"Make anything idiot-proof, and someone, somewhere, will make a better idiot."

"Get a taste of religion, lick a witch." I think its cute.

Gotta love an old classic like this one !


" You can fool all the people some of the time,

and some of the people all the time,

but you cannot fool all the people all the time " -

Abraham Lincoln



easy_as_

Sorry can I be a indulgent and include other absolute favourites . . . . ?


" The most dificult charade in life is the fool, for he must be no simpleton " -

Cervantes




" You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth. " -
Kahlil Gibran




" There was only one catch and that was Catch-22.
Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't,
but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy
and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. " -

Joseph Heller


Muchos Grassy-arse ! ( no offence to any Spaniards ! )

easy_as_

'when i was born i was crying and those around me were smiling
when i die i hope i am smilng and those around me are crying'

"When I was a kid, I told everyone I wanted to be a stand-up comedian and they laughed at me. Well, they're not laughing now..."

Bob Monkhouse (late, great stand-up comedian)

"Within man there is a beast which should be excerised not excorsied"

Anton La Vey.

That's a great one, Madrox!

This one always tickled me ... the difference between tragedy and comedy, explained by Mel Brookes:

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Phantom

ps - some excellent quotes so far. Makes enjoyable reading. Let's have some more!

"They're only noodles, Michael"

Keiffer Sutherland in Lost Boys.


"There's a fine line between stupid and clever."

Phantom wrote:Keiffer Sutherland in Lost Boys.


"There's a fine line between stupid and clever."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think"