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hi ppl im new here i love wam mainly mess love getting messy with food. as im a trained chef so i can make plenty of messy items cant wait to get to know some of you

messychef wrote:hi ppl im new here i love wam mainly mess love getting messy with food. as im a trained chef so i can make plenty of messy items cant wait to get to know some of you

Welcome along! So what messy treats are cooking in the kitchen today?

Never mind messy treats, get some quick and easy recipes off Messychef for next time you quarrel with your better half.

And welcome home Messychef.

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Now I like horny and angry, Mrs Bulber angry, me horny.
She knocks seven bells out of me and I like it, it also makes me laugh and the more I laugh the angrier she gets perfect.

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yeah happy and horny is good thanks for the welcome guys ill see what ideas i can give ya

A recipe for the perfect souffle would be great, I could really impress Mrs Bulber and after she's tasted it how could she refuse my advances.

cant help you sorry i never could make them just offer her a nice custard pie instead

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This is a tough one who do I give the pie to GS or Mrs Bulber.
Maybe I should put them cheek to cheek and just thow it.

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If I give you the pie, what will you do with it.

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Good choice, good choice, you can have it after I've put it in the fridge for an hour or so.
Mrs Bulber very dejected, claims you are selfish.