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Postby messychef » 16 May 2006, 16:14

hi ppl im new here i love wam mainly mess love getting messy with food. as im a trained chef so i can make plenty of messy items cant wait to get to know some of you
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Re: new here

Postby Smiley » 16 May 2006, 17:46

messychef wrote:hi ppl im new here i love wam mainly mess love getting messy with food. as im a trained chef so i can make plenty of messy items cant wait to get to know some of you


Welcome along! So what messy treats are cooking in the kitchen today?
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Postby the bulber » 16 May 2006, 18:54

Never mind messy treats, get some quick and easy recipes off Messychef for next time you quarrel with your better half. :lol:

And welcome home Messychef.
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Postby the bulber » 16 May 2006, 20:06

Now I like horny and angry, Mrs Bulber angry, me horny.
She knocks seven bells out of me and I like it, it also makes me laugh and the more I laugh the angrier she gets perfect. 8)
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Postby messychef » 16 May 2006, 23:46

yeah happy and horny is good thanks for the welcome guys ill see what ideas i can give ya
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Postby the bulber » 17 May 2006, 09:22

A recipe for the perfect souffle would be great, I could really impress Mrs Bulber and after she's tasted it how could she refuse my advances. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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cant help

Postby messychef » 17 May 2006, 15:51

cant help you sorry i never could make them just offer her a nice custard pie instead
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Postby the bulber » 17 May 2006, 19:55

This is a tough one who do I give the pie to GS or Mrs Bulber. :roll:
Maybe I should put them cheek to cheek and just thow it. :lol:
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Postby the bulber » 17 May 2006, 20:02

If I give you the pie, what will you do with it. :?:
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Postby the bulber » 17 May 2006, 20:12

Good choice, good choice, you can have it after I've put it in the fridge for an hour or so. :wink:
Mrs Bulber very dejected, claims you are selfish. :lol:
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