Custard Slices

[glove-n-pie]

Hi, it's not often I do any sploshing on my own, it feels like it lacks something (I much prefer having a pie fight with someone) most of the time and I don't often get chance anyhow. earlier this evening, I was a bit peckish and popped over to tesco and they had custard slices vastly reduced. I bought a couple of boxes kept one to eat, and one to experiment with. I have often thought the custard used in them would make a good custard pie.

I removed the pastry from the top and scraped the custard from the lower pastry and smoothed around the plate.

I popped into the bathroom and removed my tee shirt, I could not risk dropping any onto it, I then pushed it into my face and smeared it around. It stuck to my face quite well and felt good. (I usually only use shaving foam) there was enough still on the plate to smear around again. The next item I get chance to indulge myself I will be getting a few more slices and adding some whipped cream to them as well Hopefully it will be with the lady who has been my usual pie thrower for the last year or so.