The Splosh UK Forum

What I want to do, is to messily (just my face only, no utensils or fingers) eat lots of soft foods for several days (milkshakes, bread, soup, cake, etc.), strip naked, cover myself in gunge, put on an old pair of underwear, duct tape the legs and top closed, get pied all over my body. Then, go outside in just my underwear and get utterly filthy (roll around in deep, gooey mud, play in piles of fresh cow crap, etc.), cover some old clothes in cow crap and sticky mud, put the clothes on, fill the clothes to bursting with filth, have thick, sticky gunge poured over me. then, when I'm satisfied with how mucky I am, take some high strength laxatives, and unleash a massive, warm, sticky turd in my underwear and epically trashed clothes. Then, after being saturated in filth, I'll smear/cake myself with more mud and poop until every square inch of my clothes and skin is absolutely filthy, I'll take a picture of myself, spend the night sleeping in a gooey mud puddle under a nice blanket of fresh, stinky manure, wake up, get pied and gunged again, cake even more mud and poop to myself, take another picture of me all gross, and lastly, wash the filth off in a creek.

I think you are deluded....or demented....or, possibly, both!