Custard Scrabble...

[driversoft]

Custard Scrabble - the rules.

1) Play shall be in turns, as per standard Scrabble.

2) Each player's objective on placing a word is to exceed the 'score to beat' - which is that of the previous word played by his or her opponent (or zero, at the start of the game).

3) Any player who cannot exceed the 'score to beat' on his or her turn must pay a Custard penalty. At this point the 'score to beat' is reset to zero, and play continues, as with standard Scrabble.

4) Play ends when the supply of Custard is exhausted.

5) Both players win...


A Custard forfeit shall be as follows:

The forfeiting player shall roll a single die, and shall have the corresponding anatomical section gently coated in custard by their opponent:

A roll of 1 corresponds to "hair"
A roll of 2 corresponds to "face"
A roll of 3 corresponds to "chest"
A roll of 4 corresponds to "bum"
A roll of 5 corresponds to "genitals"
A roll of 6 corresponds to a "Get out of Custard free" position, and the forfeit is assumed to be completed with no further action.


Can't see Mattel ever officially authorising such a version - maybe they're missing a trick there??

Now, all I have to do is to find a willing opponent...

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"Custard Scrabble", he thought, "Win or bust!"
"Is it fun? Is it good? Is it just!!"
She expressed grateful thanks
As he coated her blanks
And instead of winning, he'd lust...