Messy CD surprise

[messyalan]

If anyone came across me dressed like this at the side of the road would they be inspired to throw something messy?

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[bea___]

no but bundling you in a car then trashing you would be fun

[messyalan]

Sounds good but I think just getting something thrown at me roadside would be enough for now. Unless you have somewhere to take me?

[Squelch]

If I knew it was you Alan then yes..I think a drive-by custard pieing would be totally in order

[marie_messy_cd]

Bea's got a great idea, but if that's not to your liking, how about a quick toot of a horn to make you turn around, just as a full bucket of custard is thrown at you?

You stand there in shock not realising the car has turned around, and as your back is turned another bucket, this time green gunge is thrown, so your yellow at the front and green at the back, stood there dripping not knowing what to do, the driver has quickly escaped his car, and then plants a custard pie square in your face.

[messyalan]

Sounds great. I was actually being semi serious with the idea. Somewhere in the Midlands by prior arrangement. I would be waiting at a certain time. Just an idea for now but open to comments.

[MrB]

Now the weather is going downhill, have you considered finding a muddy roadside puddle and walking past it repeatedly. Perhaps on a narrow country lane where the puddles are hard to avoid. I'm sure one driver will deliberately get you. The tension about who would do it would add to things nicely.

[messyalan]

I've always wanted to do that but never had the nerve. However if someone on here wants to arrange it I would be willing.