Messy night with wife away 2

[Piggie]

So a couple of years ago my wife was gone for the night so I got some time for myself and had some fun. See my previous post about that night. She's never gone so I can never do anything. In 2 weeks she going to be gone overnight again. I need to up what I did last time. Need some help with new things and ideas to try. I have a thing for cheese so if your ideas could involve it that would be nice. Last time I used cheese sauce and spray cheese on myself and it was great. I rarely get this opportunity so I want to make it awesome. Any unique ideas would be helpful.

[Piggie]

We'll Sunday is the night she will be gone. Got my shopping list all set to go for when she leaves. The list contains the following items: pie crusts, giant container of cheese sauce, cans of easy cheese, velveeta cheese, jars of 4 cheese sauce, and a cake. I'm going to make cheese pies with the crusts and cheese sauce decorated with easy cheese. It's going to be a fun night.

[Piggie]

Tonight was the night. I had a blast! I couldn't wait until my wife left the house so I could hit the grocery store. I had a hard time trying not to get too turned on while shopping. Got home and prepared the supplies. I filled 4 pie crusts with thick cheese sauce and topped them with a mound of easy cheese. I mixed together some soft cheeses like rocata and cream cheese and put them ito a piping bag. I then filled a bowl with 4 cheese alfredo sauce, 4 jars full. I carried all that to the bathroom along with a cake. Lastly I melted a block of velvetta cheese and took that as well. I bought a pig nose from a costume shop and put that on. I sat in the bathtub and set the camera to record. talking into the camera I told it how I wished my wife was doing this to me. Already hard, I covered my cock with the already cooling velvetta cheese. I took the piping bag of soft cheese and wrote "wam pig" on my body, "oink" on my forehead, swirls around my nipples, and finished the remainder on my balls. The velvetta covering my cock by now was solidifying making it a look like it was made of cheese. I grabbed the first pie and straight into my face it went.. The enitire pie crust stuck to my face due to the thickness of the cheese sauce. Clearing just my eyes, I then grabbed two more pies and gave myself a pie sandwich. They stuck really well too. Blindly I found the fourth and final pie and dropped it on my head. I just sat there like that with my head engulfed to cheesey pie for a minute savouring the feeling and how i must look. I said," How do you like the way your husband looks now honey" I cleared my face off so I could see and then brought into the tub the cake I got. I got on all fours, looked into the camera and said,"piggy has too have more." And shoved my face into the cake multiple times until there wasn't anything left oinking the whole time. Laying back down in the tub I finally grabbed my cheese statue of a cock. Looking into the camera, I said, " wish you were here honey." As I was about to cum, I grabbed the bowl of alfredo sauce and dumped it over my head. I left the bowl just sit there on my head. Completely finished i just laid there in the tub for a bit looking a mess. I then said, " Thanks for leaving the house honey so your wam pig of a husband could have some fun."I shut off the camera and then began the fun cleanup! I cleaned every inch of that tub, so it looked like nothing happened. I just watched the video of myself and I came again from seeing me humiliate myself. This one I'm saving deep in the harddrive and hidden so the wife doesn't find it, since I deleted the first video I did. It was the hottest thing I've done. It took forever to clean but was worth it..

[moreteavicar]

Glad you had a good time, I think your wife did as well..