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The lovely Caroline was the latest victim, I'm sorry, customer to sample the exquisite service at Heston Blumenawful's Fat Fuck restaurant last week. Although she wished to sample our taster menu, she had given strict instructions to go for quantity rather than quality, so we took her at her word! About six gallons of thick cake-mix gunge, a couple of dozen pies, big bowls of beans, spaghetti and porridge plus the usual treats such as eggs, soups, salad cream and stuff - ending with a couple of kilos of flour did for her specially bought New Look outfit and shoes - even her clutch bag!

Caroline also had a nice line in caustic comedy comments which couldn't go unpunished so she also got plenty of tights & pantie filling and smacking with our spatula! An epic session as it turned out, and a great way to get back to the studio after all my health hoo-haa!

No early pics as Caroline (like a lot of its customers!) doesn't wish to be recognised as a Fat Fuck diner.

Next customer, please!

PS You can now opt for having the lovely Sammy-Jane serve you at the Fat Fuck restaurant and even help with your make-up if you prefer...and frankly who wouldn't? PM me for details...

Looking fantastic Caroline

Fantastic service as ever at the fat fuck. I would agree with Caroline on quantity over quality as well.

Every session I see makes me think harder and harder about how to get down to the south coast and then you go and offer the gorgeous Sammy Jane as a waitress, somehow I will have to pay a visit.

Messy hugs

Tina

Get yourself down to the sunny south coast, Tina, you know you want to!

Watch out for Bill's "you know you want to!" tag, Tina; that is how he hooked me!

Seriously though, if I can make it down to St Leonards from Yorkshire, you should rearly try to arrange a visit.

I knew I would have a good time, but the actual experience far exceeded my expectations; it was truly mind-blowing.

Give yourself a treat and book a table at the fabulous Fat Fuck........and if Waitress Sammyjane isn't around; well Waiter William doesn't do a bad job!!

Love the flour finish - the ultimate end
Thanx
M
If I ever do manage a visit, I will be coming from Aberdeen
Will that be your furthest visitor?

Not sure Thailand counts as he didn't visit the Fat Fuck just had a more conventional session. We've had a 'lady' from Devon drive here and back in a day! Best to treat yourself to a cheap B&B though. It's the seaside afterall.

Great pics, yet another happy customer.

Love the look on your face Caroline in pic 27

Another very satisfied customer at the Fat Fuck.

I'm going to have to find time to make a reservation and sample the wonderful service!

All are welcome!

Hey Bill,


Great service as allways...following on from MessyJo post, what would you say to your first double booking...spoken to Jo & she is keen on
the idea just not sure as when to timings yet as she is busy with her new job & i'm allways all over the place too...lol

So for now just thought I would run the idea by you?? tbh I have never crossdressed before, but have allways wanted to & can think of no better
way to start...so over to you Bill

ohh & would anyone else like to see me messy..can post a pic if anyone is interested, so plz just message me.

Of course we would welcome a double booking (though it wouldn't be our first - Lou and Kelly beat you there). Feel free to PM previous customers if you need encouraging. The Fat Fuck may not be the smartest venue in culinary history but it makes for a fun, informal afternoon for first-timers or the experienced. Frankly it's just good fun, and the dressing up just adds to the atmosphere. PM me with an idea of what you two would like and roughly when and I'll book you in.

Hi,

These are excellent pics! Looks like alot of fun was had!

I'm tempted! Sammy Jane on the job with Pauline, the pretty clumsy transvestite?

Love Pauline xxxx