The Splosh UK Forum

I've been contemplating on this list for a while but who would be your top 5 splosh wish list....

Mine are as follows....

5. Alex Polizzi. Hotel inspector/Fixer. She is the perfect stooge. Sexy and bossy. I'd love to gunge her.
4. Amanda Holden. She really looks like butter wouldn't melt. A big cream pie in the face would be just what she needs.
3. Lucy Alexander. Homes Under the hammer. I'd just love to pie her.
2. Anna Richardson. Secret eaters. Gorgeous girl. I bet she'd actually enjoy a good sploshing.
1. Jasmine Harman. A place in the sun. This lady would be my ultimate splosh conquest beautiful leggy babe. To custard pie her in the face would be my ultimate fantasy she is just stunning.

Anyone else got any views or favourites.

Love

Piegirl. xxxx

I would definitely agree with giving Jasmine Hartman a good custard sploshing. For me, my number one would be Nigella Lawson, she would look great gunged and I am sure she would love to be covered in chocolate custard, as would I!

Totally agree.

Narrowly missing out on the top 5 was Kate Garraway. She was once pied on breakfast telly. I wouldd just love to gunge that gorgeous ample cleavage.

Piegirl. xx