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It's all a top-secret inter-galactic plot to infiltrate humankind using physically desirable earth-women as 'alien hosts'.

Have you ever wondered why Natrasol looks just like - well, you know what it looks like - or why 'gunge' is naturally green?

It's not a coincidence - Martian sperm is slowly but surely inseminating a selection of those earth-women deemed to be 'genetically and physically superior', and we WAMmers are sitting idly-by, not just watching, but positively encouraging this inter-planetary race-subversion.

The popularity of Sploshing, particularly amongst the human male, is seen as a perfect cover for infiltration of the species.

UMD is nothing but a subtly-disguised acronym for Ultra-confidential Martian Deployment.

Remember, you read it here first....

Very good made me smile

wamram

Alien invasion is no smiling matter, wamram.

Can I have a pint of what he's on?

could be something to do with the London meetup he went to yesterday

mind u Cede does LOOK like some sort of Alien Mud Monster at times.

(cant believe i have been brave enough to say that, Jesus in for it now )

he he he he!!!! I must have been drunk last night, I'd forgot about that conversationk, sorry this was something that came up in one of the pubs,

Was well funny at the time, and yes Driver did get me with another card trick.


regards

Andy

"Alien Mud Monster" u reckon jus u wait till u come down here again

Cede xx

Can we get Agent Scully and gunge her, always had a "soft" spot for her!

I love Martians. They fuckin' rock!

NX-74205 wrote:Can we get Agent Scully and gunge her, always had a "soft" spot for her!

when i was 20 and had my dark auburn bob haircut i got compared to her. i couldnt see it myself, think it was just the hair.


i'd love to get her slimed up...inthat lovely business type suit ...... she's so hot.

Gillian Anderson was (and is) a goddess.

I use to love it due to the office wear!! never got gunged or flanned though shame. Yep for the record Bill she is hot!!!!!!


regards

Andy

Now that Gillian is resident in the UK, she would be a perfect guest for Gilly's Silly House. Then is would hopefully be Gillys' Silly house. I bet Ms Anderson would look good in shaving foam. Though she was kind of messy after being released from the tank thing in The X-Files Movie and she did a few bath scenes as well.

And how could I forget the imfamous topless scene in the awful movie "The Turning" There is only 2 good breast bits in it.


NX

Trust No One

The Splosh is Out There

Hmmmm

Might cost a bit more than the GSH budget though - which is slightly less than a whipround in a synagogue.

PS Sorry, someone will tell me off for being anti-semitic now.

Hey Driversoft! You wre right

Found one of them Martians you were talking about Masquerading as Chantelle having a Messy pvc gunging in her bath

dids

(expecting a phone call at any time from an irate "Martian" hehehe)