Calling WAM virgins and/or lurkers

Hello you!
Yes you there, lurking but hasn't posted anything yet, or maybe not even joined.
Do you love WAM/splosh fun?
Have you never actually got messy yourself?
If so then please PM me or reply here. Don't worry, no one will find you out and the world won't implode just because you joined/posted. It will be fine, honest. Create and use a different email address if you are really worried... quick and easy
Anyway. I'll tell you why another time... for now, just trust me and indulge my whim please...
Yes you there, lurking but hasn't posted anything yet, or maybe not even joined.
Do you love WAM/splosh fun?
Have you never actually got messy yourself?
If so then please PM me or reply here. Don't worry, no one will find you out and the world won't implode just because you joined/posted. It will be fine, honest. Create and use a different email address if you are really worried... quick and easy

Anyway. I'll tell you why another time... for now, just trust me and indulge my whim please...