Lou & Kelly at The Fat Fuck restaurant

[BillShipton]

Hi

In the brief respite between freezing cold temperatures here in sizzling St Leonards, Messy Lou and Kelly Fowler popped down to visit Heston Blumenawful's new restaurant The Fat Fuck - and sample the taster menu. Many were the delights on offer including egg mayonaisse, soup, spaghetti, mushy peas, chocolate gateau, custard, cream, trifle, several buckets of thick cake mix and plenty of pies to "refresh their palates" between courses.

As well as being served by Heston himself, looking remarkably like a slightly slimmer version of me, the ladies were able to share many of the dishes by plastering each other and putting the food down each other's tights. At the Fat Fuck we believe food should appeal to all the senses! At the end of the meal, both our customers ended up on the table barely recognisable as the smart girls-about-town who entered.

In deference to their wishes for anonymity, the early clean part of the session doesn't appear here (that is just for them) so we join them some way through the soup-sharing course - but as you can see that was just for starters!

The Fat Fuck is open to ladies of all sexes by prior arrangement and costs about the same as the far posher, real one in Bray!

Bill

[messylou]

Aww! I so want to be back there now . Thanks to Bill and Kelly for a great afternon . Bill even had the courtesy to serve warm custard between courses ! Look forward to a visit to Splosh studio again .

[BillShipton]

Have put the movie on mp4 for you Lou so you'll soon see it all in glorious widescreen HD!

[Candy Custard]

Amazing pics ladies and Bill , love it!

[MessyJo]

Mmmm....excellent pictures,Bill. I think I'll have to make a reservation at the Fat Fuck restaurant!!

[Trouso]

Clearly more generous portions than its Bray counterpart!

[Splattella]

Fantastic stuff - the total dining experience is what only the most discerning of customers receive!

Great to see two elegant ladies totally messed by the chef. Well done all three of you.

I must book a table myself soon. A food session with Bill is certainly more satisfying and less poncy than one with Heston. Recommended.

Splattella

[Sidi]

Hey, its that bloke from Viz magazine

Great set of photos Bill, looked great fun, might have to book a table there myself one day

[BillShipton]

Please do.

[kellyfowler]

Would thoroughly recommend a reservation! A great time had by all! Thanks Lou and Bill!

[messy_sonic]

That looks so much fun, I'm going to have to get involved some time!