Lou & Kelly at The Fat Fuck restaurant
Posted: 15 Mar 2013, 14:33Hi
In the brief respite between freezing cold temperatures here in sizzling St Leonards, Messy Lou and Kelly Fowler popped down to visit Heston Blumenawful's new restaurant The Fat Fuck - and sample the taster menu. Many were the delights on offer including egg mayonaisse, soup, spaghetti, mushy peas, chocolate gateau, custard, cream, trifle, several buckets of thick cake mix and plenty of pies to "refresh their palates" between courses.
As well as being served by Heston himself, looking remarkably like a slightly slimmer version of me, the ladies were able to share many of the dishes by plastering each other and putting the food down each other's tights. At the Fat Fuck we believe food should appeal to all the senses! At the end of the meal, both our customers ended up on the table barely recognisable as the smart girls-about-town who entered.
In deference to their wishes for anonymity, the early clean part of the session doesn't appear here (that is just for them) so we join them some way through the soup-sharing course - but as you can see that was just for starters!
The Fat Fuck is open to ladies of all sexes by prior arrangement and costs about the same as the far posher, real one in Bray!
Bill
In the brief respite between freezing cold temperatures here in sizzling St Leonards, Messy Lou and Kelly Fowler popped down to visit Heston Blumenawful's new restaurant The Fat Fuck - and sample the taster menu. Many were the delights on offer including egg mayonaisse, soup, spaghetti, mushy peas, chocolate gateau, custard, cream, trifle, several buckets of thick cake mix and plenty of pies to "refresh their palates" between courses.
As well as being served by Heston himself, looking remarkably like a slightly slimmer version of me, the ladies were able to share many of the dishes by plastering each other and putting the food down each other's tights. At the Fat Fuck we believe food should appeal to all the senses! At the end of the meal, both our customers ended up on the table barely recognisable as the smart girls-about-town who entered.
In deference to their wishes for anonymity, the early clean part of the session doesn't appear here (that is just for them) so we join them some way through the soup-sharing course - but as you can see that was just for starters!
The Fat Fuck is open to ladies of all sexes by prior arrangement and costs about the same as the far posher, real one in Bray!
Bill
