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Planning to creep up on my wife

PostPosted: 28 Feb 2013, 15:21
by iweartights
...and fill her knickers from behind with squirty cream when she's pottering around the house.

She seems to be up for a bit of messing as she's let me pour wine and single cream on her in the past as well as letting me mash banana into her cunt on one memorable occasion. For some barmy reason I've never tried to make it a regular thing though.

I wonder how she'll take the surprise/non-consensual side of it though?

Re: Planning to creep up on my wife

PostPosted: 28 Feb 2013, 21:20
by BillShipton
Very much a high risk venture. I know how women I know would react - with a right mouthful and not in a good way!

Re: Planning to creep up on my wife

PostPosted: 28 Feb 2013, 22:32
by iweartights
Bill, you must have spent your whole life in high risk ventures and getting away with it.

Re: Planning to creep up on my wife

PostPosted: 01 Mar 2013, 17:05
by SimonW
Wouldn't even consider doing it! My wife is also happy with a little bit of messyness occasionally, but there's nothing worse than a smartarse practicial joker who pulls (what he thinks is) a hilarious stunt at the wrong time or to the wrong person. Not saying that's you, but there's a right time and place for everything. :)