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just a quick post to say hello to everyone is Splosh!land...

I've been a bit busy over the last few months and not had much of a chance to post here. I have been a lurker.

It been great to see Bill return to messy movie production. Can't wait to see more HD messy films as done as only he can do....

Merry (belated) Xmas to everyone and all the best for 2013!

Hello snake and welcome back I guess lol.

Ive only just started posting on this account after a sabbatical too - although been here in one form or another for near 13 years now

snake wrote:
It been great to see Bill return to messy movie production. Can't wait to see more HD messy films as done as only he can do....

Thank you for the encouragement. After spending a day setting up a private session and then having it cancelled the morning of the shoot (meaning the disposal of eight buckets of gunge) I need all the cheer I can get.

Surely you ask for and get a deposit enough to cover all such expenses?

Im sure its the waste of perfectly good gunge that bothers Bill the most!

It's a bit like preparing for a Christmas party where nobody turns up!

I hate wasting gunge and I hate wasting time - time that should be being spent writing, planning, and preparing for films or messy sessions that actually happen. Okay, what's a day and a half setting up and then chucking it all away in the great scheme of things? you ask. Well, bizarrely, when I plan a film or a private session I want it to go well. I want the sploshers to have a good time, the models to enjoy the shoot and everyone including me to come away feeling we've actually done something worthwhile. No-shows do the exact opposite. They make me feel completely pointless, providing something nobody really wants or feels so bad about wanting they can't bring themselves to come. I am in this job to make people happy not feel guilty.

I also feel sorry for the the splosher cos I know they'll regret not doing it next day.

(And I missed the munch getting it ready!)

Well, Bill. If it makes you feel any better, for those sploshers who do fulfill their commitment (and speaking from experience), they have a fantastic time and it truly is a memorable experience. I have a feeling I might be heading your way again soon. I encourage others to do the same!

Thank you, Kelly, I enjoyed it too. Happy to see you back anytime.

Good to see you still around snake...and happy new year to you too