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Since I have a few minutes whilst a private session film uploads onto the computer for turning into a DVD (stills may appear here if the customer allows), can I just wish all our forum members and lurkers a happy holiday (whatever you celebrate). Also many thanks for your continued support in these difficult times financially and we will try to carry on providing a huge range of wet and messy entertainment both free and commercial on the site for as long as custard is affordable!

This has been an interesting and often enjoyable year with our return to film making (I'm slowly re-learning how to do it!), the private sessions and the cross dressing encounters at the studio (lets see more of you in 2013!) and next year offers many new possibilities.

So lets eat, drink and be messy!

Bill

PS For those not on Facebook...here's a quick still of me 'at work'. Somebody has to check all parts are in working order!

Merry Crimbo Everybody!

Deer Santa Claws,

I've only bean noughty 364 days this year but I promice to do better next year an do 365 nourty days! So pleez will you send me Sammy-Jane, gift rapt, into my stockings tonite?

p.s. If she prefers she can cum in her own stockings.

All the very best to all of you mucky people.

I'm sure you're just checking light meter readings or something under there Bill Merry Crimbo!

A Merry Christmas, and a wet and mucky New Year to one and all.

HAPPY XMAS GUYS AND GIRLS

Squelch wrote:I'm sure you're just checking light meter readings or something under there Bill Merry Crimbo!

Nice one Sqelch.
Can we start a caption contest on this pix?

At last! I've pulled a cracker!

All captions welcome.

BillShipton wrote:All captions welcome.

Sorry..can't resist another one :
'Bill offered a bespoke tailoring service to all the french maids on his books'

"Bill's Easter Bonnet would certainly have won any competition, had he worn it during the right holiday."

Following Julie's urgent appeal for her lost feline, Bill pulls out all the stops in his effort to find her pussy.
"It's behind you"

Bill looks up Julie's skirt and then says..........I CAN SEE THE PUB FROM HERE!!