Clown Julie & Sammy-Jane's Pie Shop Panto Now on DL
Posted: 22 Dec 2012, 13:35Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without me saying Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a Clown Julie film! And once again Splosh! Downloads (http://www.sploshdownloads.com) continues that tradition with a BRAND NEW film - for the first time in glorious widescreen and full 1920 x 1080 HD (SD version also available).
This time we have a feast for fans of squishy satin, big bare boobs and dozens of creamy pies, bowls & buckets of slosh, panty-filling and head dunking! Plus, of course, there's Sammy & Julie's perfect slapstick timing and trademark humour in a 21 minute movie that has all the slapstick of British pantomime plus some seriously saucy bare booby bits that are definitely not for kids.
Clown Julie plays herself (of course) in a big frilly blue satin french maid's dress, but all is not well in Pantoland! The country has joined the Euro and recession has hit meaning Julie has to sell her huge range of colourful pies and cakes to make ends meet. Why, her son Splishee Sploshee has even gone to market to flog Gertrude the pantomime cow! And now to make matters worse, here's nasty landlady Baroness Hardon (Sammy-Jane in a silver satin dress) demanding the rent.
"If you can't pay me, then I think you'll find these pies are mine," she insists. "Let me have them!"
Well, you don't get many better excuses to start a classic tit-for-tat pie fight than that! And that's exactly what happens (well, with a slight twist!). Pies, bowls, and buckets of creamy slosh splattered into boobs and bums, panties packed to overflowing (even Sammy's comedy bloomers!) and Sam having her head dunked in a 10 inch deep cream cake (then unceremoniously dumped on Julie's head!) are just a few of the highlights.
Then the girls get on the floor, their boobs come out, and hands stray over cream-covered breasts and inside filled knickers....(children look away now!).
All this plus some rubbish gags - including the punchline (Splishee Sploshee's return from the market), Sammy and Julie's timing and hilarious reactions, and the very best picture quality make Clown Julie's Pie Shop Panto everything you've wanted in television entertainment over Xmas but never get these days.
And if you need proof of how much fun they had making it, stick around for an outtake at the end that would make even Denis Norden smile!
For more information, more photos and to download the movie, go to http://www.sploshdownloads.com now.
Merry Christmas, boys and girls!
This time we have a feast for fans of squishy satin, big bare boobs and dozens of creamy pies, bowls & buckets of slosh, panty-filling and head dunking! Plus, of course, there's Sammy & Julie's perfect slapstick timing and trademark humour in a 21 minute movie that has all the slapstick of British pantomime plus some seriously saucy bare booby bits that are definitely not for kids.
Clown Julie plays herself (of course) in a big frilly blue satin french maid's dress, but all is not well in Pantoland! The country has joined the Euro and recession has hit meaning Julie has to sell her huge range of colourful pies and cakes to make ends meet. Why, her son Splishee Sploshee has even gone to market to flog Gertrude the pantomime cow! And now to make matters worse, here's nasty landlady Baroness Hardon (Sammy-Jane in a silver satin dress) demanding the rent.
"If you can't pay me, then I think you'll find these pies are mine," she insists. "Let me have them!"
Well, you don't get many better excuses to start a classic tit-for-tat pie fight than that! And that's exactly what happens (well, with a slight twist!). Pies, bowls, and buckets of creamy slosh splattered into boobs and bums, panties packed to overflowing (even Sammy's comedy bloomers!) and Sam having her head dunked in a 10 inch deep cream cake (then unceremoniously dumped on Julie's head!) are just a few of the highlights.
Then the girls get on the floor, their boobs come out, and hands stray over cream-covered breasts and inside filled knickers....(children look away now!).
All this plus some rubbish gags - including the punchline (Splishee Sploshee's return from the market), Sammy and Julie's timing and hilarious reactions, and the very best picture quality make Clown Julie's Pie Shop Panto everything you've wanted in television entertainment over Xmas but never get these days.
And if you need proof of how much fun they had making it, stick around for an outtake at the end that would make even Denis Norden smile!
For more information, more photos and to download the movie, go to http://www.sploshdownloads.com now.
Merry Christmas, boys and girls!
Merry Christmas to you Bill and all at Splosh...it's just come early in my house 
