The Splosh UK Forum

Well, nobody else has mentioned it yet so I will.

So what's going to happen in this year's "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here." Will Myleene roll around in the mud playing with a dildo? Will Faith Brown pie her tits in the style of Clown Julie? Or will it be the usual widgetty grub/eyeball eating fest of previous years with the few wet/messy items marred by goggles and cockroaches?

I suspect the latter....so Hayley and I think you guys should come up with YOUR ideas for Bushtucker Trials.

Come one let's here them...

I think I'm a celb is poo!!!! it just does not float me boat at all, I love reality tv and am glooed to BB but I'm a Celeb just does me in.......

regards

Andy
(saw philip scofield doing some debate on itv so turned the telly off, more gratifing..)

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Hi everyone

I saw last nights but not the first one so I was a bit confused asto who everyone was at first.

For comedy reasons, I'm loving David Gest. He is so Hollywood. I can't imagine there being anyone like that outside the US. I never thought I'd say it but Jason Donovan is quite cool - deffo improved with age! Toby and Scott - neither of whom I'd heard of - do nothing for me. The real winners in my camp (see what I did there?) are Myleene (feisty, fun and gorgeous) and Faith Brown's boobs. I say that cos that's about all we've seen of her so far - she hasn't said a lot. At the moment it's Myleene to win!

And to prove I haven't frgotten them - Jan Leeming is as I expected her to be, namely, a pain and Lauren Booth is exactly the sort I meet at work - self confident, opinionated, manipulative and smug. Great politics, lousy personality.

Girly point: How come after only two days Jan looks like she's been in the jungle a month (ie fucked) and Myleene appears to have just popped out the nail bar? God, I envy her!

Love
Hayley

PS I hope you are feeling better after your bout of flu, Julie. We need you here (the toss-up joke alone proves that!)!

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ClownJulie wrote:
Is it me, or is David Gest actually Parker from Thunderbirds?

Julie xxx

Yuss, milady!

Being a complete snob when it comes to telly, someone would have t put a gun to my head to get me to watch I'm a Celeb...
However, at the radio station where I work one of the DJ's chose to mark its return to our screens by inviting in a local "character" who happens to be a professional snake handler and who also has thousands of other "exotic" pets. And hence I found myself live on air with a 12 foot python around my neck and my head in a plastic box accompanied by some giant hissing Madagascan cockroaches.
It actually wasn't that bad, it just tickled a bit. And from inside that plastic box I could do a mean Darth Vader impression.

Hi

For the less snobbish amongst you....

There is a chance Phina might get messy tonight.

Hayley

PS If everyone is sooooo anti I'm a Celeb how come it is doing so well in the ratings?

Hayley wrote:Hi

For the less snobbish amongst you....

There is a chance Phina might get messy tonight.

Hayley

I think I might overcome my snobbery to watch THAT!!