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So i lost a bet to my friend and he wants the world to decide my fate. What gross mess or plural should i be covered in.

Here is my picture

PM'd haha! Could think of some great things!

cow pat. =p

Porrige and syrup would be good

Also what should i wear and mind you we are going to pic the most creative mess and the most interesting outfit. anything goes except no nude.

gungejim wrote:Porrige and syrup would be good

sounds interesting elaborate

Nero wrote:cow pat. =p

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You should wear a little satin mini dress with knee high boots

I really hope this happens Lauren, you look lovely. I think you should be gunged in your underwear with lots of pies, custard and porridge, plenty of knickers filling.

First off I'm so glad that you lost a bet and secondly so glad that sploshing is your punishment . I'd love to see you wearing lingerie- bra, panties, garters and stockings covered head to toe in custard, honey and chocolate. Please no cow pats. Also no nudity .

A dress would be no use for easy access to certain clothes filling. I'd suggest a standard stretchy lycra top and little jersey stretch mini. Most importantly, you'll need to wear 2 or 3 pairs of tights. That means you don't necessarily need to wear any panties underneath whilst still retaining modesty. The point of that is that you get all the stretchy lycra against your skin (which feels lovely) and, most significantly, you can pour gloop inbetween the layers of the tights and it 'stays where you want it' for maximum fun, sliding down and sitting between your legs - great for squeezing and squelching around in there! Don't forget to try some sitting in stuff too - paper plates loaded with slop and an old stool are all you need there - lift the skirt up from behind and lower yourself on to it so it squeezes up between your thighs. (Best to do this early on or you won't see the contrast with the clean bits well enough.) You can also have someone pull your tights open at the back, drop a plate of gloop in then let the tights snap back, trapping it in there.

For what to use, you want stuff that is heavy and sloppy but smooth and creamy. Best not to use anything with real dairy products as you'll end up stinking. If you're not bothered about food and don't mind doing some mixing beforehand, I'd recommend using modelling clay (available from your local artists' supplier) or directly by mail order (http://www.potclays.co.uk/OrderProduct_ ... d=44109315) You'll need to break it into lumps, soak it in water overnight then use a drill-based paint stirrer to whip it up to the consistency of thick emulsion paint. (You could do it by hand - I have in the past - though it's quite laborious.) The coverage is amazing (just like paint), the smoothness/creaminess/feel is fantastic and it just rinses out of clothes and off bodies without a trace and no smell. Just make sure you water it down very well before letting it go down the plughole and keep water running for ages afterwards - you don't want it to set in the drains! (I actually try to retain as much in the bucket for re-use as I can, minimising the amount that goes down.) The only disadvantage is that you can't have someone lick you clean like you can with food!

I'll look forward to seeing the results!

hmm so far alot of good ideas, hoping for some more. Keep posting we have till next friday to decide then i will let u all know what we decided on. My friend said the grosser the better.

Lauren,

Lovely pics....& I would personally like to see you completely covered in something gross... one of my favs has to be the "human cottage pie" lashings of gravy, mash potato, mashed up carrots and all the
other lovely ingredients of this great dish..well for us maybe not you lol ohh & you have to have tons of mushy peas to go with it too. Then either semolina or custard to finish or hey you could av both!!
Ohh & before I go nearly forgot the starter how about porridge or pea & ham soup...sorry hehe

Hope this help and the good old french maid outfit or the sexy lingerie works for me

Good luck & cannot wait to see the pics soon

LaurenStarr84 wrote:

Nero wrote:cow pat. =p

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Haha, like you said, the grosser the better. =p