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Hello friends

No pictures as I am in enough trouble already!

My misses knows I am into WAM and we have tried to play a few times but it is really not for her, I totally respect this and love her dearly so there are times, when I have the house to myself that I enjoy a little self-wamming.

This was the case yesterday, I made up a batch of chocolate glue (chocolate frosting, golden syrup, chocolate sauce and pounds of flour well mixed in a bucket. It is as thick as tar and sticky as hell but washes off without too much trouble) and had lots of eggs and such. I had filled my lycra shorts and generally covered myself (nothing like a weighty bucket of this mess dumped on top of your head!) and had my fun...

I pride myself on a clean-up that would make most CSI teams unsure that there had ever been a wam incident in the room, however I made a major schoolboy error. God knows how, but I left not just traces, but a major amount of solid chocolate over the showerhead and on the shower curtain... Fast forward to this morning when I see it and clean it up in a panic hoping my wife has not see it... Well she has and there is the uncomfortable silence when she asks what it is...

So, soon I will have to face 'the conversation', you know the one, the what on earth were you doing in the bathroom...

Any help with explanations. I realise that I should do the honest thing as say 'I was wamming, get over it...' but I am more yellow that a bucket of custard...

Never mind... In my wam fiction this would be the time that she would turn the tables and I would receive a major session as punishment. Real life dictates that I am likely to get a dose of the silent treatment... Ah well, it was very good fun while it lasted!

Be happy

Rich

She knows you're into it and that quite obviously you're gonna indulge yourself. Talk to her about your needs and that you respect if she doesnt want to get involved, but you would still like to do it by yourself.

Thanks Melissa, a very sensible approach which I think I will take...

Also, apologise for the mess and promise to try to do a better clean up next time. Just makes you look better.

Yes, the sin was the improper cleanup rather than the messing. Nothing like agreeing with someone to deflate their argument.

yes, always honesty with your wife. What Melissa_S said. If you can't be honest with your wife, then who can you be honest with??