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Hi all!

In this new video I am wearing a burgundy dress, black tights, and purple patent high heels. My assistant is the lovely MessyJo (CD) who trashes me with all the items from my "what haven't I sploshed with yet?" thread on this forum - see the thread with the rules and how stuff was chosen here: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=7653

The messy items were: bread sauce, tartare sauce, beef paste, bovril, vegan custard, soggy teabags, beetroot puree, spinach puree, melon, garlic puree, thai fish sauce, parsley sauce, tzatziki, taramasalata, ruby port, haggis, mushed up sardines, anchovies and pesto. Unfortunately a few items were missing that I couldn't get hold of in time for filming--natto, xanthan gum, and polenta.

MessyJo covers me in the items, and some I rub all over myself, i fill my dress with all the mess and fill my bra with the soggy teabags before breaking them up and smothering myself with the soggy tea leaves. MessyJo fills one shoe with taramasalata, and the other with tzatziki and I squish them on to my tights feet, and walk around in them squelching about. Then I take the shoes off and rub my feet in the mess. MessyJo covers my bum in spinach puree and I rub it in. I also get down into the mess and scoop it up to sit in it, and rub the collected mess all over myself!

I have to say I really enjoyed the weirdness of this and a big thanks to everyone who helped find the few obscure things I hadn't sploshed with, and for the joke suggestions too most of which I ended up leaving in.

Hope you all enjoy the pics, and the vid is available here: http://candy_custard.umd.net/download_i ... weird_subs


Candy xxx

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ddddd

As the assistant to the very brave Ms.C in this video,I can assure everybody that most of the substances on this video were totally gross!!

Don't mention how much the sardines and anchovies smelt!!!

It was enormous fun though,slightly worried now because I'm sure that Ms.C will get her revenge one day soon!!!

Jo
xx

Don't worry jo, i'm sure candy has absolutely no plans whatsoever to get her revenge on you.....snigger, snigger, snigger

Wonderful pics Candy!

Fantastic pics and the greatest selection of food. The only complaint, I wasn't there to help. Still one day I shall return.

Alan

Great pics, I do hope you get your revenge on MessyJo though Candy....I'd even give you a hand with it if you wish.

Hahaa.. I will get the chance one day Marie, that's for sure

What do you think I should get her back with?

Funny you should ask.... I've just blended pineapple (chunks in juice) & celery together... Whilst not cheap it makes a thick gloopy pulpy smoothie which would be kinda sticky too!! And it's an unusual gunge too!!

PleasePieMeMistress wrote:Funny you should ask.... I've just blended pineapple (chunks in juice) & celery together... Whilst not cheap it makes a thick gloopy pulpy smoothie which would be kinda sticky too!! And it's an unusual gunge too!!

Splosh! recommends at least five a day.

BillShipton wrote:

PleasePieMeMistress wrote:Funny you should ask.... I've just blended pineapple (chunks in juice) & celery together... Whilst not cheap it makes a thick gloopy pulpy smoothie which would be kinda sticky too!! And it's an unusual gunge too!!

Splosh! recommends at least five a day.

Wise advice indeed there, Bill *nods*

Candy Custard wrote:Hahaa.. I will get the chance one day Marie, that's for sure

What do you think I should get her back with?

Oh,oh!! This sounds very ominous!!

Please me gentle with me,folks!!

Jo

too late i know but found something im sure youve not tried .Though the actual main substance you have,this does put a slight twist on it!Haha good luck in finding some tho,you never know ,someone may have it lurking at the back of the cupboard

Good to see that even exotic things look like sludge when they're mixed together
Wish I'd been there to give you a soggy tea bag and taramasalata wedgie Candy

Andi, blue ketchup - haha excellent. I'll look out for some.

Squelch wrote:Good to see that even exotic things look like sludge when they're mixed together
Wish I'd been there to give you a soggy tea bag and taramasalata wedgie Candy

haha squelch, that sounds surprisingly good! And yes it all ended up as sludge