Sammy-Jane's Messy Wedding Now on Download

[BillShipton]

Hi

Prepare yourselves for a three-girl, ding-dong, wedding belle battle with bridal gowns and bridesmaid dresses wrecked with sweet & savoury food, pies and paint as Sammy-Jane's Messy Wedding comes to download for the first time at http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com.

Starring the top trio of sploshing legends Rachel Stevens, Jo Bache & Sammy herself, the film is almost as long as a Royal wedding, so we've split it into two parts.

In Sammy's Messy Wedding: The Hen Night Sammy turns up dressed in her skintight PVC jeans and black top expecting a night out. But Rachel & Jo have other ideas. Instead of painting the town red, they tie Sammy to a pillar and paint her PINK from top to toe. Then Jo adds to her woe by smothering the bride-to-be in flour! Finally they dump Sam in the shower and hose her down - till eventually we can see the shine return to those PVC pants!

In part two Sammy's Messy Wedding: The Big Day bridesmaids Rachel and Jo skip the ceremony and go straight to the reception to get to the booze first. Knocking back the beer (and clumsily pouring it down their best dresses at the same time), they start on the desserts. Needless to say, this soon develops into classic tit-for-tat food fight with custard, cakes, pies, soup, spaghetti, cream and rice pudding going in the face, over heads and down knickers and lacy, white stockings.Guess what? When bride Sammy turns up she is not best pleased, especially as her groom has jilted her, so Rachel hits on a plan to 'cheer her up' with her wedding presents. Since this involves glueing her to a wall, pieing her in the face then destroying her wedding dress with treacle, baked beans and paint, not surprisingly it doesn't work. Instead, she strips off and the girls end up in a treacle-soaked, super-sticky, full-frontal three-for-all.

Sammy's Messy Wedding is the last of our trio of unscripted, undirected films where the girls very much made it up as they went along (the other two were Slime Suspect and Return to Gunge Hill) so it is packed with their constant banter, jokes (both verbal and messy!), piss-taking and giggling. You really can see how much fun these slapstick-loving ladies were having.

At 16 minutes and a wopping 38 minutes long respectively, the two films are available in both WMV and MP4 formats at Splosh! Greatest Hits (http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com) right now where you'll also find more photos, a full description and history of the movie. Better quality than these screen grabs imply, they are nonetheless sensibly priced at approximately £3 and £4. So £7 for almost an hour of messy wedded bliss!

You may now mess the bride...

[BillShipton]

Ooops forgot the shoes...

[matt2matt2002]

Fantastic.

Do us old timers get a discount if we trade in our VHS copies?

[BillShipton]

Fantastic.

Do us old timers get a discount if we trade in our VHS copies?

Don't you know there's a recession on? Turn that light out! And other austerity type catchphrase... Happy to do a deal on a price swapping VHS for DVD - handy, if like me, your VHS player has finally given up the ghost!

[Devo77]

Fantastic stuff Bill!