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I dont know if this is just me, but I have three categories of girlies, based on splosh/fanciability! (maybe the ladies have a similar one for the guys!)

Firstly, the "yes please!" who you would love to, then the "hell no" no further explanation needed. However, there is a middle group, where either a, I cant make my mind up if I fancy them or not, b, pleasant looking but dont, somehow do it for me and c, sometimes look nice and I think, mmm yes, in another picture they then look, no, I dont think so.

A few examples, Lily Allen, Lady Gaga, Fiona Bruce, Julia Bradbury, Rihanna, Kirsty Allsop, Jennifer Aniston.

Anyone else have this dilemma?

Hmmm,

I think you've picked some quite good examples. I can't quite put my finger on it either, but I think it's something to do with them conveying a certain amount of masculinity (even just a tiny amount) and/or a sense of over familiarity. A bit like when you have an attractive female friend that you like, but eventually know so well, you don't fancy them anymore.

It's interesting that at one point, I thought I fancied Fiona Bruce, but I realised it was Jan Ravens doing an impression of Fiona Bruce on Dead Ringers that I found sexy (and Jan Ravens has taken one or two pies for that matter!). The real Fiona Bruce, whilst having quite a pretty face, to me seems a bit cold and angular. I quite fancied Kirsty Allsop until she became over-exposed - and a bit annoying - the comedy 'posh girl' appeal then wore off (Give me Sarah Beeny any day. She is sex).



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Many years ago, Viz comic did a similar thing rather more sexistly (is that a word?) entitled "Borderline Boilers". I've always liked them, mainly cos they are often the sort of women with sufficient sense of humour to "get" sploshing. As for Kirstly - since she became a Tory spokeswoman she has lost any appeal.

How utterly ridiculous, if any of them posted wam pics here or if you were in the company of any of them wating to get messy you'd go to pieces!