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Just thought I would mention that tonight we got very drunk and used up rather a lot of baby oil, massage oil and lube in mad sustained session of slippery, shiny, gooey sex toy fun.

There I feel better now and I felt pretty good to begin with.

Whereas I spent my evening reading X-Men comics. Oh, but I did have a wank later.

Sounds like a great slippy yummy time Glad you made the most of having an e xtra hour to kill

And welshcakes. J'adore Xmen

Good idea. Beats watching X Factor. Even Xmen beats X Factor. Still want to know how they got the girl in the wheelchair up and down off the stool so quickly. But she's out now, so we'll never know.

BillShipton wrote: Still want to know how they got the girl in the wheelchair up and down off the stool so quickly. But she's out now, so we'll never know.

to quote a fella i know , they probably "cheated like mad"

Oh God. Tis true. Perhaps it could be my catchphrase.