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Dear friends...

A few weeks ago I posted a message, basically I am an bloke who is very much into WAM (wet and messy play) and have been promising a major session for some years. Typically time and life have got in the way of actually carrying it out. As my username suggests, I am into pretty major mess and dream of being tarred and feathered (safely, for those who worry) or pretty much messed up. This year I have promised that I WILL carry out a major session and to ensure I carry this out I will set punishments if I fail to deliver. The form of these are yet to be decided, but may be some form of online blackmail to make sure that I do carry out what I have promised. So, I asked for suggestions, ideas and support...​

Thank you to the 84 WAMmers who answered my poll, basically (and the two others who had never heard of WAM but wanted to try it!), the following are the results and what I will be enjoying (suffering, how ever you see it!). I took the top results for each section:

I said that I am into pretty major mess - glue, tar, hoof oil, muck... 75% of people said they would mess me up (but that I was clearly mad), 15% said that this was too much and would never get involved...

I asked what people would like to see included, the results are (above 40% as a good average)

Custard 74%

Cake Batter 72%

Pies 66%

Treacle 62%

Mud 53%

Tar 45%

Flour 44%

Glue 41%

Manure 41%

I missed out on plaster and cement. However people did add things like feathers, cake, mustard and gunge.

When I asked how long I should stay messed up, 30% of people suggested 2 -5 hours (thanks! However 16% of people wanted to see me messed up for over 10 hours!) and to stop me running away they want handcuffs (42%), lots of duct tape (40%) and rope (37%).

Thanks to the people who warned me about things like plaster and tar (my plan was always to be careful, but your views are appreciated - shows you all care!)

The plan is now to find some close friends (drop me a line!) and set up a session for me and anyone else who fancies a full on wamming. I need to find a suitable location (I don't want to do anything in small quantities!, so would love to find a farm or similar if I could... Is anyone on here a farmer or have access to somewhere where mess is not an issue?)

Thanks for all your help, I hope you find this interesting and welcome any comments, suggestions or requests!

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Be happy

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Rich

custardpie here but also known as feathers_n_tar on UMD and elsewhere

I hope you can have your desires satisfied. Just be careful with the materials, please.

Were I able to mess you (mofo ocean...).

Hi Rich,

Great POLL and some fantastic mess there!!
Would like to echo the warning about the potentially dangerous substances
but if you take care then it should be fun.

Would also join you if you wish although i've never ever been sploshed before and sorry
but wouldn't want to be covered in the glue or tar,if your interested plz pm me,
ohh and as for the manure probabally regret saying this but i'd even be up for gettin covered it that too!!
As for the others, pretty standard stuff, recon girly clothing could be a laugh aswel mate!!

So anyway if your interested send me a message and enjoy your messy fun!!

Brilliant poll, I wouldn't really be sure about the glue aspect but everything else sounds amazing even the manure. There is a field near me with quite a bit of it.

Sounds great and if you find a location you can count me in for it all. Getting you messy and probably myself (what d I mean probably - Definitely!)