The Splosh UK Forum

Haha! I am guessing from the tone of this e-mail from Gym teacher requesting to leave the forum that she doesn't like us very much...

> Please remove my details of this STUPID SITE NOW AND GROW UP YOU IDIOT

So tempting to write back with a David Cameron/Michael Winner "Calm down, dear...".

Small point but isn't it the person who added you that you should be annoyed with????

PS It should be "details from" not "details of" and there should be a comma between "grow up" and "you idiot", you idiot.

Well, some people always have to blame someone, and you were probably the nearest...

(the "PS" sounds just like my old English teacher. She managed to instill the fear of God (and some rules of grammar) into us. Like most of the school staff, we thought she was ancient....with hindsight, she was probably about 35..... )

You should have said "Ahh ok sure no prob, its a shame tho its "Free day" all day, every splosh movie is free. But bye now"

I think this corrupted version of the popular quotation was in a Woody Allen film:

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym!"

It might be relevant here.