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This might just be what I think, but if you think of it, if any of these do happen to you, then it proves you have had a damn good slimy session!

1- Wipeing the stuff from your eyes...The Fact you are so covered you can't even open your eyes because the "stuff" might get into your eyes, kinda shows you are in a thick layer of mess.

2-Slipping on the floor with your feet... Obviously this is only if the floor hasn't got a carpet, but the fact you are sliding on your feet TRYING to stand up...well That's messy!

3- Squishing between your bumcheeks... If you feel all the sloppyness squish between the cheeks of your bum, or even feeling your bumcheeks slide together...it Just shows its got in ever crack and cranny!

4-Squishing between your toes... If you stand up and you can feel the substance squish between your toes, Well..It just shows you are deep in stuff, or used so much there is a good amount on the floor!

5(for women) -Boobs sliding together...This Just proves how slippy and slimy you are if you are able to slip and slide your boobs together!

5 (for men)- Most men tend to....wank...after A mess sesh, but if they find there...SHLONG...all Slimy there isn't any grip..Therefore must have had a damn good slimy time if there cock is to slimy to wank.

That's just my idea of the signs of a good wam session, Please tell me if you think its stupid, and please tell me if you think its true! I know its what I like to feel after a session!

+ Has anyone had any of the 5 signs before?

So that,s what they are on about when they say part of your 5 a day. Great stuff carsman, just like to add clothing still full of goo as you slip and slide off to the shower.

Definitely had all five!

All 5 when Ching & I have a good messy sesh!

thats how i like my sessions to go haha

I've 2 more:

1) being so hopelessly gunged that you're either too slippery to get traction, or too stuck together by the gluey, sticky mess to get a good shag on. (The latter's my fav.)

2) A Little thing we call 'rainbow surprise' (especially after the paint sessions) . Your girl finding colored drops in her undies for a day or 2 after, or blowing your nose in public and discovering blue paint in your kleenex.

Hey sludge, I don't play with paint but have blown my nose and had brown clay streaks in the tissue after clay pit wallows!

....and on a similar theme....having to use cotton buds days after the sploshing to get your ears properly clean

I have a few extra to the five mentioned.......

*Finding porridge oats in your hair, even after youve washed it 4/5 times after a session. It clogs the hair brush up too (not good).

*having to re-trace your foot steps from the bathroom to the room where the messing took place and wipe all the smeared gunk marks off the walls/door frames/carpet etc.

*along with being swamped with mess, the plastic sheets used to cover the floors etc now become part of your body and despite trying to pull them away, end up tangled in them!! Gorgeous look!

MrsMessyPants wrote:*having to re-trace your foot steps from the bathroom to the room where the messing took place and wipe all the smeared gunk marks off the walls/door frames/carpet etc.

This is so true MrsMP