The Splosh UK Forum

with all these of topic posts you'd think the management here would get the message by now , ok back to buisness

depending on your sexual orientation, ie gay or straight, which famous personality or actor/ess etc of your non prefered sexual intrest would make you want them if they did a wam session for you,
ie if you are a straight male which male would you consider having a steamy wam session with, not nessecrally full sex but kissing and licking or indeed ravonous sex with?

this obviously is to all, gay or straight male or female, just that its got to be the opposite of your prefered sex, not sure i can take part in this really as i dont really draw a solid line at sexuality although i havent ever had a guy yet soo i'll have to think about which guy i'd pic

right over too you guys and girls and inbetweenies
not sure it will work for Bi sexuals though, lucky buggers they got double the choice anyway LOL

i'm bi, well i prefer people to genders... so this one i cant really participate in.

I'd say a lot of straight guys would go gay for Johnny Depp, haha.

Goodness me, what a juicy thread you've started here, MessyLaura. As a 6'2" athletically-primed heterosexual aryan superman, what famous male could I most reasonably consider getting familiar with in a way that's likely to shock readers of the Daily Mail? Hm, quite the conundrum.
The thing is, see. I am straight, but I did once have an encounter of a sexual nature with a pre-op transexual who rather gamely put the only male part of her left in my mouth and then came over my face. Which was nice. But the simple fact is, no man, no matter how good looking he may be, has ever made me turn my head in the street. Full stop. I just like women, I like the way they look, the way they move, the way they smell...everything.
However, I reckon I could quite conceivably get in on with a convincing crossdresser, someone who genuinely looks and acts a lot like a woman (ie, NOT Lily Savage). Especially after exchanging a few pies to the face and other carefully chosen areas. The trouble is, I can't think of anyone famous who would fit this bill.
But if I had to name someone, and I know that she doesn't exactly fit the criteria of being famous, I reckon I could have quite merrily got it on with Sam from off of out of Big Brother. Remember Sam? Despite being a man just about everything about her was feminine. Yeah, that's my answer...Sam from off of out of Big Brother. In the meantime, if anyone else springs to mind, I'll be sure to let you know.

Being that i have never been with a guy but have discussed with a few guys on umd about wamming and how far we would go, i could go with a celebrity, dont ask my why this person but there is something about him, i dont know his real name but he plays DS Phil Hunter in the bill, and being that his character is dating the character played by Lisa Maxwell (yes the very same blonde who was on the Russ Abbott Show) a threesome would be fantastic.
Gooeykez

welshcakes wrote: off of out of

eh??? Sorry but the inner pedant within is struggling to get out .... aaggnnhhhrrr .... no .... it's no good!

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Grammar! - 'off' or alternatively 'out of' (or, more accurately, 'from') but not 'off of' (which is an irritating Americanism, now being adopted by those who favour estuary English) and never 'off of out of', surely?? That just doesn't make any sense at all. (I assumed it was a mistake and was going to ignore it until it popped up again, whereupon I just couldn't contain it.)
</pedant mode>

.....and breathe! Sorry about that but hearing 'off of' is just like fingernails down a blackboard to me! (It seems they've never wondered in the States why they don't say 'on of', which would be equally illogical.)

Getting back to the matter in hand, it's something I've never thought about. Quite honestly, I take so little notice of the vapid and banal so-called 'celebrity' culture that pervades the media these days that I wouldn't have a clue who most of these people are or what they look like, anyway.

At last! Someone who is properly educated in correct English grammar. Claymore_wam, you are a man after my own heart (are you a celebrity? No? Oh well, just wondered if I could answer Laura's question as well). I agreed with every point you made; so often in these threads it is almost impossible to decipher the meaning contained within the post. Modern education also seems to have abandoned the teaching of spelling (e.g. the use of words such as 'there', 'their' & 'the're'; 'of' & 'off'; and 'to', 'too' & two').

As to the original question, I am in favour of mixed sploshing and can imagine being turned on during such a session by both males and females but I cannot think of any particular male celebrity who would fit the bill. (No, not you, Mr Shipton!)

Richard (pedant)

Always gives me a wry smile just how quickly a thread can deviate from the original topic. As for my use of "from off of out of", well, they used to say it on The Mary Whitehouse Experience and I've always thought it was funny.

I imagined that thre was some sense of irony being employed here. I quite often use "Him out of" or "Her off of" in an ironic way when I can't think of their name.

As for spelling, grammar etc...don't get me started! But I am aware that forums are not just for semantic old fools like me and try not resist editing all those posts from people who think syntax is the VAT you pay to hookers.

As for Laura's original question, I'd like to think I was in touch with my feminine side and I have no problem with working with male sploshers, but I can't think of ny blokes I fancy - even Mr Depp. Someone androgenous might work for me though. Seem to remember Steve Priest from Sweet looking rather good in the 70s!

BillShipton wrote:syntax is the VAT you pay to hookers.

Arf!

It seems my irony detector slipped a cog there. That's probably because I deal with students who aren't using such vernacular in an ironic way but think it's correct! (There go those fingernails!)

spelling woes????????
i bet youre the types that tear along the dotted line on the custard packets, i open mine with a stilletoe heel,

I'm so manly I open mine with my teeth. Bare chested, of course.

Elvis Presley, that is the Jailhouse rock Elvis not the burger Elvis. Or Pavel Nedved the Czech Republic Footballer who play`s for Barca.Oo-er Piella`s lookin at me a bit strange now

welshcakes wrote:I'm so manly I open mine with my teeth. Bare chested, of course.

Do you then spit out the bit of carton and growl?

Cos that would be fantastic

pavel nedved is sooooo cute

messylaura wrote:pavel nedved is sooooo cute

Is that a real name or an anagram (like Lembit Opik )?