We Wish You a Messy Christmas

Season's greetings to one and all.
For a bit of holiday cheer - what messy twists can you put on traditional Christmas songs?
Santa Claus is Coming to Clown ...
Deck My Balls With Bowls of Honey ...
Ummm ... Jingle Beans?
Any more? Any more?
For a bit of holiday cheer - what messy twists can you put on traditional Christmas songs?
Santa Claus is Coming to Clown ...
Deck My Balls With Bowls of Honey ...
Ummm ... Jingle Beans?
Any more? Any more?