The Splosh UK Forum

with a normal baptisum you enter a bath of holy? water and the preistolagist, whatever, baptises you.

This got me to thinking I would like to be sploshtised, insted of the bath of holy water its a bath of custard, the preist, well it has to be Bill Shipton, or such investet persons of the Splosh church apointed by his holyness

now it might sound like a fun idea which in its own right is, but i'm thinking more along the lines of a proper gathering where many of us sploshers would get to gether and be sploshtised,

Haley, i'd like to know what you and Bill think of this idea and its real possability, maybe one day/weekend we have a bath or simalar of custard, the proper stuff, ambrosia or simalar, not a homemade or cheap (fake) custard and number of sploshers get a real style sploshisum, head under and out type of thing.

i'm sure you or Bill could come up with a few words in the form of sploshers prayer for the sploshtisum

so how many of you think this is a good idea and would genuinly like to be sploshtised by Bill or said appointed person from Splosh?

Head dunking in a font of custard...or ketchup for those of the savoury persuasion?

nope, proper baptisum style,

ONLY ON SPLOSH!!!

Not something I'd want to do myself, but I'm willing to come with you if you want immoral support

Sorry, but weird. Makes my fantasies about certain female celebrities look relatively normal!

you mean when someone asks you your religion you don't want to be able to say Splosholic.

Have to admit, I love the idea of being fully submerged in custard like that, particularly if it was being done by a lovely lady.