We Wish You a Messy Christmas

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We Wish You a Messy Christmas

Postby Phantom » 23 Dec 2011, 07:41

Season's greetings to one and all.

For a bit of holiday cheer - what messy twists can you put on traditional Christmas songs?


Santa Claus is Coming to Clown ...

Deck My Balls With Bowls of Honey ...

Ummm ... Jingle Beans?


Any more? Any more?
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Re: We Wish You a Messy Christmas

Postby Phantom » 23 Dec 2011, 07:49

And here's a festive messy picture ...
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Re: We Wish You a Messy Christmas

Postby Squelch » 24 Dec 2011, 10:53

How about 'When Santa got stuck in the mud pit'.. :lol:
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Re: We Wish You a Messy Christmas

Postby PleasePieMeMistress » 26 Dec 2011, 05:10

It's beginning to look a lot like Custard!

I saw Mommy Pieing Santa Claus

Rudolph the Red Gunged Reindeer
Sploshy Haiku
Please pie me mistress,
Pour custard over my head,
Then pie me some more.
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