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Y'know, two of my three favourite things in the whole world are women and chocolate, so when you put the two together I'm as happy as bullfrog in a bog pickin' flies of a log.
So anyway, I came upon this photo earlier on today (not in that sense!) on The Sun website and I thought I'd share. Or at least, I thought I'd send it on over to Hayley so she can do the honours, bless 'er.
Oh yes, in case you're wondering what that mysterious third favourite thing is...it's pies dummy!!! Ah, the trusty old custard pie. My face has become a stranger to them of late, as I have found myself once again single. But never mind, hope is on the horizon. I have a rather eccentric neighbour who's pushing 60 years old so I'm going to see if she'll be willing to give me a thorough pieing and let me share the pics with you. I'll keep you informed.
And now, over to you, Hayley! xxx

There you go, Chocolatecakes.

There's a strong chocolate and pies theme in the next Gilly film after the Garage by the way...

Wonder if they need anyone to lick it off because i"ve got some time on my hands i"ll gladly give it a go

wamram

Wow. That is a great pic.

Lovely pic. What was the background story?

There's wasn't one. But knowing The Scum...sorry, The Sun...it would go something like this:

It's official! These four stunna's are bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase Hot Chocolate! Yep, they're absolutely fruit 'n' nuts about chocolate - and there's a glass and a half of sex appeal in every single one! There ain't no flakin' it - when's there's chocolate around these girls don't kid around - they know exactly how to mal-teas-us! And between them, they've probably had more men than the Grand Old Duke of Yorkie!

See what I did there?

Blimey! And there was us just wondering what colour their bikinis were.

welshcakes wrote:See what I did there?

Yeah but did the chocolate get inside the girls' Snickers?

Brrr tish!

Hayley

*chuckles* i love a bit of punnilingus on a thursday afternoon.

Nice pic, but i would prefer to see YOU covered in chocolate DD. any time.

Whats this about you being single again has he lost his bonkers?

dirtydids wrote:
Whats this about you being single again has he lost his bonkers?

Wow, the rumour mill is ablaze! *wonders who i spoke to that night*

i'm okay, and ready to be covered in chocolate anytime!

welshcakes wrote:There's wasn't one. But knowing The Scum...sorry, The Sun...it would go something like this:

It's official! These four stunna's are bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase Hot Chocolate! Yep, they're absolutely fruit 'n' nuts about chocolate - and there's a glass and a half of sex appeal in every single one! There ain't no flakin' it - when's there's chocolate around these girls don't kid around - they know exactly how to mal-teas-us! And between them, they've probably had more men than the Grand Old Duke of Yorkie!

See what I did there?

Do you work for the Sun or the Sport or an advertising agency welshcakes???

muckypup wrote:

welshcakes wrote:There's wasn't one. But knowing The Scum...sorry, The Sun...it would go something like this:

It's official! These four stunna's are bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase Hot Chocolate! Yep, they're absolutely fruit 'n' nuts about chocolate - and there's a glass and a half of sex appeal in every single one! There ain't no flakin' it - when's there's chocolate around these girls don't kid around - they know exactly how to mal-teas-us! And between them, they've probably had more men than the Grand Old Duke of Yorkie!

See what I did there?

Do you work for the Sun or the Sport or an advertising agency welshcakes???

if he doesnt, i think he should try it out!

Funnily enough, chappies, I write commercials for radio. Punning is my business, and business is good.

I used to do voice-overs for radio commercials a few years back so am a geat fan of the art! Sadly mine were almost always local sales with a price list of a million items! Did get to do a few characters though. and did the ones for our local pub on Arrow FM.