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Hello all you wonderful people in Splosh land.

As promised here is my new take on the lotto competion that we can all enjoy.

Every four week cycle, there will be a theme for the outfit to be messed up, the numbers will be taken from the first day of the cycles lottery draw. Contenders will then have three weeks to get together outfit, foodstuffs, have a grand old time playing with them and then upload a couple of photos. At the end of the three weeks a winner will be decided and they will hopefully recieve their prize before the next Saturday lottery draw when the next round starts over.

I have compiled a list of substances and areas of body that may seem limited to the hardcore splosher but I would like everybody to feel they can take part and have a lot of fun.

The list is as follows;

White Balls

01 Custard
02 Tinned Spaghetti
03 Porridge
04 Ice Cream (temp your choice )
05 Rice Pudding
06 Jelly
07 Soup (Any Flavour)
08 Gravy
09 Baked Beans

The White Ball foods go inside the outfit. This can be any part of the outfit.

Please note that the above plate should be ignored :)

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Blue Balls

10 Tinned Spaghetti
11 Custard
12 Tomato Soup
13 Gravy
14 Baked Beans
15 Pies
16 Angel Delight (Or equivalent pudding, I don't have shares in the company)
17 Jam
18 Yogurt
19 Tomato Sauce

The Blue Ball foods go over the outside of the outfit. Again this can be any part of the outfit or as much as you can cover.

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Pink Balls

20 Soup
21 Baked Beans
22 Gravy
23 Porridge
24 Custard
25 Angel Delight
26 Rice Pudding
27 Tomato Sauce
28 Tinned Spaghetti
29 Yogurt

The Pink Ball foods go on the top half of the body. Now this can be inside or outside as you wish.

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Green Ball

30 Soup
31 Tinned Spaghetti
32 Porridge
33 Rice Pudding
34 Jam
35 Custard
36 Baked Beans
37 Jelly
38 Angel Delight
39 Cake or Gateaux

The Green Ball foods go on the bottom half of the body. Again the choice is yours where on the bottom half.

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Yellow Ball

40 Pies
41 Baked Beans
42 Porridge
43 Soup
44 Gravy
45 Cake or Gateaux
46 Rice Pudding
47 Angel Delight
48 Tomato Sauce
49 Custard

The Yellow Balls go on the head or face.

There will also be a bonus ball. This is a free hit as it were so be creative with the bonus ball food and have fun.

Now the actual winner each cycle will be decided by me and will be based on lots of random things that make me smile and NOT on the quantity of mess.

The whole point of this competion is to involve as many people as possible and not have anyone feel that they can not have a lot of fun. All the food stuffs are easy to get hold of and pretty cheap to buy in pleasurable quantities.

If the many lovely proffesionals out there would like to join in they are more than welcome but have no fear that they will have any advantage over the guy or girl who only has half a dozen tins on food. Be Creative and enjoy and you never know you might sneak a win by tickling my fancy with something different.

Please give it a go and lets see if we can't start something really special here today.

Thank you and happy Sploshing



P.S. Round one will begin on Saturday 29th October and will have a Halloween costume theme.

Love Hobgoblin xxx

Sign me up for the first draw then! I'm struggling with ideas for a costume...any ideas/suggestions?

gungeychris wrote:Sign me up for the first draw then! I'm struggling with ideas for a costume...any ideas/suggestions?

How about a nice pair of dungarees. Ideal for pouring mess inside.

splat182002 wrote:

gungeychris wrote:Sign me up for the first draw then! I'm struggling with ideas for a costume...any ideas/suggestions?

How about a nice pair of dungarees. Ideal for pouring mess inside.

As in the halloween costume decided on by Hobgoblin in the main post, not a costume in general!

Hi Gungeychris,

Halloweend has always been a special time for me as it is a chance to really dress up and be outrageous. Many a frightening night has been had on Broard Street but that was another time...

Any manner of outfit can be halloweened by adding the word zombie and a bit of make up.

Alternatively, there are vampires for those who like to look elegant and classy.

Clowns get a bad rap this time of year with a good number of outfits.

Skeleton jumpsuits would make great gunge holders.

As for the ladies, well there is endless choice, especially if you like to show a bit of bum.

Personally, i have my eye on a witches dress that should be perfect with some stripey tights and a big hat.

Have a look round at various costumes on internet and in shops and then see if you can create your own version maybe.

I have found that the anticipation and preperation for a splosh session is great and i spend nearly as much time getting ready as i do getting messy.

Hobgoblin xxx

P.S as you were the first person to give the lotto a thumbs up Gungeychris, I would like you to choose the theme for round two in four weeks. Have a think and let me know over the next couple of weeks. It can be anything at all, from an outfit idea or a piece of clothing to a colour or era. The choice is endless.

Haha, Broad Street is a frightening place any night of the year!

Well, it looks like it might just be a gander of ebay for my costume....and if i wait until everyone tries to sell their costume from the weekend, i might even get a bargain, which will leave more budget for the winning numbers!

And if we're being correct, the first REAL lotto thumbs up was Sir Bill of Splosh in the magazine, but i'll think of something, i'm sure!

Yes, we did it first, not that it matters. And it's about time somebody took it on again.

Thank you for your Splosh blessing Bill. I hope that lots of people get involved and the Wam Lotto can be great.

Hobgoblin xxx

I will be finicky enough to say I'd rather it was called the Splosh Lotto!

Consider it done, from now on it is The Splosh Lotto and will be exclusive to this forum.

Hobgoblin xxx

P.s just ignore the picture above...