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Hi folks as a forfeit for the loser of Ant vs Dec on there Saturday Night Takeaway, one of the lads will be put in the stocks and get a few buckets of gunge over them, how cool is that.
Gooeykez[/b]

Ah think the Geordie lads desorve a canny good gunging. They hev punished weh enough!

Yeah, saw that, but as ever the Health & Safety people spoiled it.

Ant in goggles and a waterproof thing to protect the suit!

Interesting to see how few celebs can chuck a bucket of gunge properly though.

Our stocks are much less PC!

Hayley

Would this be "ye olde village maid" with lots of frilly cotton, wellies and a shawl or would it be "very modern maid" with heels, pvc and a tickling stick?

It would have to be the PVC and Heels.
Gooeykez

I'd have to go for the good old fashioned maid look I think. There's something so deliciously humiliating about being put in the stocks and thoroughly pied. Man, I'd have such a happy birthday in my pants if it was Hayley doing the honours.

She is much better at receiving than giving! Mind you, what she lacks in throwing power she makes up for with verbal humiliation! Even so she'd much rather have you guys dressed as maids pieing her (one old fashioned, one fetish would be good).

Come to think of it, I can see her as a domme ordering you to pie her than then punishing you for doing it wrong! That does sound familiar!

WOW, how cool would that be, theres hours of material for dirty thoughts theree.
Thanks Bill
Gooeykez

I can just see DD as a maid doing the honours for Hayley. Although I guess there'd need to be a second maid as well for that scenario.