A very old fashioned problem....

Despite having a massive clearout before moving house, I couldn't resist Bill's offer of Splosh! back issues for £2 each including postage.
So I've now got a old fashioned problem - namely, when a thick package arrives through the letter box containing 5 issues of Splosh and my wife says "what's that?" what do I say?
oh its just those copies of Splosh magazine that I ordered?
I actually used to have a PO Box set up at the local post office for ordering Splosh videos on VHS, and obviously, ordering downloads bypasses all these problems...
so... what to do....?
So I've now got a old fashioned problem - namely, when a thick package arrives through the letter box containing 5 issues of Splosh and my wife says "what's that?" what do I say?
oh its just those copies of Splosh magazine that I ordered?
I actually used to have a PO Box set up at the local post office for ordering Splosh videos on VHS, and obviously, ordering downloads bypasses all these problems...
so... what to do....?