It's Bill's Birthday!

View · by **Hayley** » 21 Oct 2006, 02:08

Hi

He is not shouting about it cos he is 51 but 21st Oct is Bills birthday and although he would never admit it, I'm sure he'd like the odd birthday greeting from you guys.

Well, if I knew where he is, he would!

My guess is he's probably in a gutter somewhere.....

He's a big, fat, bald, grumpy old git but I still love him (and he throws a mean pie!)

Hayley

View · by **DecadentDoll** » 21 Oct 2006, 02:12

*clears throat*

*ahem*

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You are covered in goooooooooo
With some whipped cream and custard
It's a big sploshy stew?

Okay so my lyrics are crap, but the sentiment is there.

Love ya to bits Bill, you're a top bloke and a great mate

Have a good day whatever you may be doing, we'll have a belated pint soon i hope!

Lots of love

DD

xxx

View · by **starbrightnight** » 21 Oct 2006, 02:15

Happy birthday, Bill. Thanks for all the great work you've done and, in advance, for everything there is to come.

View · by **messymercedes** » 21 Oct 2006, 02:16

Happy Sploshy Returns Bill, dont worry you are STILL younger than Dids :lol:

lots Of Love

Cede xxx

View · by NX » 21 Oct 2006, 02:29

Happy Birthday!

Does that mean you throw a mean old pie now. Maybe if you are lucky Clown Julie will jump out your birthday cake!

Keep up the Goo d work mate

NX

PS DD maybe you could do it in your next vid for Bill as long as it not the temple voice LOL!

View · by **wamram** » 21 Oct 2006, 08:51

Happy birthday mate have a great day

wamram

View · by **welshcakes** » 21 Oct 2006, 09:13

Happy birthday, Bill!!! Hope you get everything you want and more!! Thanks for everything!

View · by **messylaura** » 21 Oct 2006, 10:00

Happy Birthday Bill, Thanks for all you have done in the world of Wam
and thanks for being a great bloke too

View · by **Lizzie_Claymore** » 21 Oct 2006, 10:29

Happy Birthday Bill and many more of them. (though not just yet, eh? I'd wait a year or so!) :-)

View · by **malc** » 21 Oct 2006, 10:32

Bill. are you sure it's only 51?!!!
All the best mate.

Hayley, no prize for 10000?!!!!

Andy, you probably have photos somewhere. I made the first two Tenby trips, (including driving Bill back to South London once) and i think 2 London Splosh events.

View · by **matt2matt2002** » 21 Oct 2006, 10:35

I've been with you since Splosh Number One
as Muck Matt
I really don't think I would have enjoyed all those years from then until now, if you hadn't come along and messed up my life

You're a diamond gezzer and I salute you, Sir.

View · by **easy_as_** » 21 Oct 2006, 11:01

Happy Birthday Bill !

I shall dedicate one of my pints this evening to you, silently raising a glass in a southernly direction !

But since it is way too early to think of beer and breakfast is the order of the day,
I shall merely set aside a slice of evenly cooked, on both sides, bread for you.

Yes, that is my toast for you . . . . . . Jam or Marmite or just good old ( I don't mean rancid ) butter ?

View · by **TottyMcGee** » 21 Oct 2006, 11:23

Many happy returns!

Could this be the only birthday celebration where the scantily clad girl jumps into the giant cake instead of out of it?

View · by **Mike Nomic** » 21 Oct 2006, 11:43

Happy Birthday Bill

.

Thanks for everything - the mags (also from Number 1), the vids, the forum, the beers, the phone chats (current record 5hrs 40 mins - then the batteries died), and for all that is still to come no doubt.

Gutted that I can't make Warrington today, but if everyone who does has an extra pint in Bill's honour, then you might just make up for what Bill would have drunk had he been there too!

View · by **muckypup** » 21 Oct 2006, 13:04

Happy birthday Bill. Shame you couldnt make it to the Warrington do, we'll have a few drinks in your honour I'm sure

Happy birthday to you,
Squashed tomatos and stew,
Thinking of bread and butter,
Your minds in the gutter,
Happy birthday to you!

(Yeah I think DDs was better too

)