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Hi, I've been lurking and occasionally posting for a while now. I'm planning a solo, messy webcam session this Thursday or Friday and would love some viewers / directors. I will wear anything instructed and use whatever mess gets the most requests. I'm bi, very openminded and want to share the messy fun I have planned. I hope to get some replies and look forward to any ideas or suggestions.

I'm a 44yr old slightly chubby male from Suffolk, UK and the session will be very messy, very rude and hopefully satisfying for all involved
Cheers
Deviant.

sounds like fun to me.

i would watch

Quick update, if anyone wants to contact me directly to discuss the session please drop me an e-mail or MSN IM on deviant66@rocketmail.com or Skype deviant1966.
Thanks
Deviant

Only 1 more day to go. C'mon, I'd like to make this as messy and horny a session as possible !

Hi there,

What time is will this be? I would love to watch if I am at home, which I should be by mid afternoon.

Cheers

shames its not tonight would love to watch

Right, the last time I tried this it was a bit of a bust

However, I'm nothing if not persistent so will go for it again. Since my last post I've had a few solo sessions, a couple with the wife (me receiving as it's not really her thing) but NEED more. As mentioned previously I'm up for pretty much any type of mess, outfit and ending (!) so if anyone fancies watching, ideally on MSN as that's more reliable cam / sound wise, please feel free to let me know.

Planned dates are Thursday 16th / Friday 17th August and I can be available any time those days - morning, afternoon or evening. I am desparate to have some viewers as that makes the session even better for me. It's the exhibitionist in me !!!

If anyone would like to contact me prior to the session to talk through what they would like to see used, worn or done I'm happy to chat - deviant66@rocketmail.com (msn / email) or deviant1966 (skype).

C'mon, do your worst with me

I would love to watch! Any gunge would work, but to especially humiliate yourself, you should be wearing a maid's uniform equipped with hat and mandatory yellow or pink rubber gloves, which should you fill with wet dog food before you put on.

I like your style. I'll see what I can do about a maids outfit. I already have sissy panties and bra that the wife makes me wear. I'd never thought of using anything as disgusting as dog food but it is an interesting thought

Deviant, I tried to reply yesterday, but got the dreaded "General Error" from the server, so, trying again.
Anytime on Friday 17 August would be great - I work from home on Fridays.

The maid's outfit suggestion sounds great, but I'm not sure about rubber gloves filled with doggo or not, as I think they will stop you feeling the mess directly; the sissy bra and pants sound perfect too.

It would be good to see your wife using raw eggs as part of the session, don't forget to crack them slightly or to "dent" the sharp end of each egg before she breaks them into your hair, face and panties - an unbroken eggshell is surprisingly solid when bashed against the bonce without being paritally cracked first!

Good luck with the session.

Thanks for the reply. I should point out this will be a solo session as my wife is no longer into sploshing. All viewers and suggestions welcome. i do have some clips from a while ago of my wife messing me up that I'm happy to share.

Yes, please do share the video