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Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2011, 22:08
by MillsApparatus
My girlfriend (though we have gotten engaged, so finacee) is up for a variety of messy dares we'd love to have the input of a community of "professionals" :D to help us aid in this experience. She's up to almost anything, as long as it stays PG. I've posted this a while back on the UMD so this may be familiar to some users, but the responses there got a bit out of hand/off-topic and it just vanished into the archive.

She's game for pies, cake, slime, and all sorts of good stuff. Any suggestions on new messes for her to try, new ways to try them and all that? She's game for some non-tradiational, non-food items as well, again as long as it stays PG.

I've included a picture below:

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2011, 23:23
by Trouso
Hi MillsApparatus,

Welcome (since you joined today) and congrats on your engagement.

I'm sure you'll have no shortage of suggestions! Has she tried a few messy things already just to get into it?

My suggestion would be a butter/margarine shampoo? A difficult one to wash out but good on the 'dare' scale.

Have fun,

Regards,

Trouso

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 04 Jul 2011, 23:26
by MillsApparatus
She's been pied and slimed a few times now, wants to keep up on that but expand into new things and has a strong sense of adventure.

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 05 Jul 2011, 00:01
by ralph
I would suggest not putting super-glue on her mobile phone. Not a good start!!

Has she tried raw eggs? Can be applied inside and out of what she's wearing and it remains PG. (that my PG tips for today!!)

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 05 Jul 2011, 00:05
by Squelch
Trouso wrote:My suggestion would be a butter/margarine shampoo? A difficult one to wash out but good on the 'dare' scale.

I'd go with that one too Trouso, good suggestion. How about a dusting of flour also for that clogged up hair look :twisted: Have fun :wink:

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 05 Jul 2011, 00:06
by MillsApparatus
I've considered pouring maple syrup over her and having her roll around in flour to get covered for one like that, she's considering the butter shampoo but is leaning more towards doing that in frosting.

Also, any suggestions for how to take some of the dares, like new ways to take a pie, what she should wear and hairstyles are all good suggestions in addition to the substance ideas.

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 05 Jul 2011, 11:16
by piggirl70
have her play in some gooey mud nude

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 05 Jul 2011, 14:30
by matt2matt2002
What's PG?
:?

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 05 Jul 2011, 16:49
by Mike Nomic
matt2matt2002 wrote:What's PG?
:?


http://www.bbfc.co.uk/classification/guidelines/the-categories/

It's the second from the left.

Mike.

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 05 Jul 2011, 17:27
by MillsApparatus
We should try more mud stuff. But nude, not her style. Most she'll do is swimsuit, isn't comfortable doing anything nude.

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 05 Jul 2011, 18:17
by mr angry
Shes gorgeous, you lucky sod :D

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 06 Jul 2011, 01:26
by MillsApparatus
I've gotten requests on other forums that she try out wet dog food. Any suggestions, ideas, etc. on that?

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 06 Jul 2011, 02:12
by IndianV
Hiya hun, personally i would have thought dog food would be a bit smelly and horrible! My 1st splosh was with some big bottles of fruit smoothies which was fun but just make sure they're not too cold, brrrr! ;) xxx

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 06 Jul 2011, 02:34
by MillsApparatus
I came up with a substitute for dog food that looks like it, but it's mostly oatmeal, mashed potatoes, food coloring and macaroni. Just to have on hand in the event the real stuff (likely) doesn't go over. Like the smoothie idea, would definitely let them warm up a bit so they're not too cold!

Re: Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

PostPosted: 06 Jul 2011, 08:57
by SimonW
Might we hope to see some pictures in due course? :)