Help Me Mess My Girlfriend

[MillsApparatus]

My girlfriend (though we have gotten engaged, so finacee) is up for a variety of messy dares we'd love to have the input of a community of "professionals" to help us aid in this experience. She's up to almost anything, as long as it stays PG. I've posted this a while back on the UMD so this may be familiar to some users, but the responses there got a bit out of hand/off-topic and it just vanished into the archive.

She's game for pies, cake, slime, and all sorts of good stuff. Any suggestions on new messes for her to try, new ways to try them and all that? She's game for some non-tradiational, non-food items as well, again as long as it stays PG.

I've included a picture below:

[Trouso]

Hi MillsApparatus,

Welcome (since you joined today) and congrats on your engagement.

I'm sure you'll have no shortage of suggestions! Has she tried a few messy things already just to get into it?

My suggestion would be a butter/margarine shampoo? A difficult one to wash out but good on the 'dare' scale.

Have fun,

Regards,

Trouso

[MillsApparatus]

She's been pied and slimed a few times now, wants to keep up on that but expand into new things and has a strong sense of adventure.

[ralph]

I would suggest not putting super-glue on her mobile phone. Not a good start!!

Has she tried raw eggs? Can be applied inside and out of what she's wearing and it remains PG. (that my PG tips for today!!)

[Squelch]

My suggestion would be a butter/margarine shampoo? A difficult one to wash out but good on the 'dare' scale.

I'd go with that one too Trouso, good suggestion. How about a dusting of flour also for that clogged up hair look Have fun

[MillsApparatus]

I've considered pouring maple syrup over her and having her roll around in flour to get covered for one like that, she's considering the butter shampoo but is leaning more towards doing that in frosting.

Also, any suggestions for how to take some of the dares, like new ways to take a pie, what she should wear and hairstyles are all good suggestions in addition to the substance ideas.

[piggirl70]

have her play in some gooey mud nude

[matt2matt2002]

What's PG?

[Mike Nomic]

What's PG?

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/classification/guidelines/the-categories/

It's the second from the left.

Mike.

[MillsApparatus]

We should try more mud stuff. But nude, not her style. Most she'll do is swimsuit, isn't comfortable doing anything nude.

[mr angry]

Shes gorgeous, you lucky sod

[MillsApparatus]

I've gotten requests on other forums that she try out wet dog food. Any suggestions, ideas, etc. on that?

[IndianV]

Hiya hun, personally i would have thought dog food would be a bit smelly and horrible! My 1st splosh was with some big bottles of fruit smoothies which was fun but just make sure they're not too cold, brrrr! xxx

[MillsApparatus]

I came up with a substitute for dog food that looks like it, but it's mostly oatmeal, mashed potatoes, food coloring and macaroni. Just to have on hand in the event the real stuff (likely) doesn't go over. Like the smoothie idea, would definitely let them warm up a bit so they're not too cold!

[SimonW]

Might we hope to see some pictures in due course?