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Evenin' all

Return to the glorious days of 1997 when sploshing was fun (and not just filthy) with part one of Slime Suspect: Police Custardy - available for the first time to download at Splosh! Greatest Hits (http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com). Starring Rachel Stevens as the big breasted policewoman getting the messiest bust of her career, and Samantha-Jane as the suspect shoplifter it's perfect evidence of what happens when you let the girls run the show. Unscripted (apart from giving the girls a vague storyline) and undirected, Sammy and Rachel do what they (really) like, busking their way through a genuinely funny, spontaneous mess fest that shows exactly how much fun these girls had back in the day.

Divided into two parts for ease of downloading, part one sees policewoman WPC Rachel Stevens cop the lot from suspect Sammy after she is accused of shoplifting from the supermarket. Beans, spaghetti, soup, custard, cream and blue paint ruin her pristine uniform before Sammy packs her panties to bursting point with raw eggs and more spaghetti. Then the poor policewoman is stripped of her uniform, bra and panties for some decidedly un-PC interrogation on the interview desk with lots of syrup and cream rubbed into those huge hooters and her curvy crevices! Just listen to the totally genuine noises she makes!!

With all the silly mistakes and giggling (from both sides of the camera) left in, it shows just what a good time the girls had - and just how messy they can be when left to their own devices! It's funny, fruity uniformed fun - and at over 25mins of mucky action for $9, it's a steal!

For more details, pictures, history and to download the movie go to http://www.hits.sploshdownloads.com. Available in both WMV and larger MP4 formats.

Part two (where Sammy gets her just desserts) should follow next week!

The Old Bill

"lots of syrup and cream rubbed into those huge hooters and her curvy crevices!"

Well, I certainly won't be having nightmares!

(Yes, I know, that's Crimewatch but you know what I mean.)

Fantastic pics of Rachel, Bill!

I remember first seeing preview pics of this on here when I first came to the splosh web site.
It's great to see more of the scene. Can't wait to see part 2.

Fabulous! Rachel Stevens is a lovely big girl and there's nothing quite so good as seeing her cavorting around in all that goo (so skillfully applied by SJ). Sexy.

-It's also f***ing hilarious! Certainly not for those of a "miserable bastard disposition".

And the goo looks to be ratcheted up a further notch in part 2. Can't wait.

Rachel was certainly a delight to work with and always lots of fun. There was one famous occasion where she had been given some prozac before a session and she was more raucous still. Happy days!