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Slapstick One-Liners
Posted:
14 May 2011, 04:41by Dominic
Hi all
Just need some help, especially from those who enjoy comedic side of sploshing, with some slapstick one-liners or quick dialogue for a drama project.
I already have several, for example:
Give me back my pie...Splat!
A: You wouldn't!
B: I would!
A: You couldn't!
B: I could!
A: You shouldn't!
B: I should...Splat
If you have any ideas I would really appreciate the help.
Thanks
Dom
Re: Slapstick One-Liners
Posted:
14 May 2011, 22:41by Richard
You wouldn't dare!
.....
......
SPLAT
Oh, She Dared!!!!
Re: Slapstick One-Liners
Posted:
15 May 2011, 16:29by glynnnn1
"I said, let me have it!"
Re: Slapstick One-Liners
Posted:
16 May 2011, 08:24by glynnnn1
"Are you going give it to me - or not?"
Re: Slapstick One-Liners
Posted:
16 May 2011, 10:03by glynnnn1
"You wouldn't dare ruin my best dress!"
Re: Slapstick One-Liners
Posted:
16 May 2011, 10:10by glynnnn1
Photographer - "Back a bit, back a bit, just a bit ...."
Re: Slapstick One-Liners
Posted:
16 May 2011, 13:17by happysplosher
How about, "Please give me something to remember you by ..." which are the opening words of a song I believe. Another, from Oklahoma (amended slightly), "Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day, I've got a wonderful feeling, something is coming my way ...".
Re: Slapstick One-Liners
Posted:
16 May 2011, 22:49by Grey
Let's see...
"You dropped your purse, let me get it for you...." (accidental hip check into puddle/table with cake or pie while bending over)
"Does this cream smell off to you?" (before pieing with a cream covered pie)
"That wasn't sunscreen I had out, that was mayonnaise/margarine..."
"No, I insist that you dig in and enjoy it" (push face into pie/cake)