Slapstick One-Liners

[Dominic]

Hi all

Just need some help, especially from those who enjoy comedic side of sploshing, with some slapstick one-liners or quick dialogue for a drama project.

I already have several, for example:

Give me back my pie...Splat!

A: You wouldn't!
B: I would!
A: You couldn't!
B: I could!
A: You shouldn't!
B: I should...Splat

If you have any ideas I would really appreciate the help.

Thanks

Dom

[Richard]

You wouldn't dare!
.....

......

SPLAT

Oh, She Dared!!!!

[glynnnn1]

"I said, let me have it!"

[glynnnn1]

"Are you going give it to me - or not?"

[glynnnn1]

"You wouldn't dare ruin my best dress!"

[glynnnn1]

Photographer - "Back a bit, back a bit, just a bit ...."

[happysplosher]

How about, "Please give me something to remember you by ..." which are the opening words of a song I believe. Another, from Oklahoma (amended slightly), "Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day, I've got a wonderful feeling, something is coming my way ...".

[Grey]

Let's see...

"You dropped your purse, let me get it for you...." (accidental hip check into puddle/table with cake or pie while bending over)

"Does this cream smell off to you?" (before pieing with a cream covered pie)

"That wasn't sunscreen I had out, that was mayonnaise/margarine..."

"No, I insist that you dig in and enjoy it" (push face into pie/cake)