My girlfriend is very fond of a certain strawberry scented lubricant, which got a little sticky the other day and I cheekily suggested we could buy some treacle or something and turn her into a human dessert in the shower which I could then lick off, she seems very keen on the idea

How should I start off? Obviously I don't want to scare her off by going too over the top the first time, and don't want to get anything that will smell the house out or remain stuck to her for days! Should I also leave little bits dotted around that she can get revenge on me with?
