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Hi peeps.

I've planned an evening with my fine lady tonight and need some advice. OIL. What type is best to use. Ive got vegetable and johnsons baby, but want her and me to get thourougly sliding in the very best oil to use.

Have purchased some pvc sheets, and a nice cream BHS satin pyjama set for her to wear. Any genuine help would be much appreciated. Who knows, maybe she'll let me share some pics.......

Photology

Oh my more Satin pjs what can I say, go on have a blast.

regards

Andy

Hi

We have shot a video with Pam in cream satin PJs with lots of oil (in Pie Eyed Wives) and you are in for a treat. It looks fabulous and feels good too.

Veg oil is cheapest and quite harmless (actually it's good for the hair) and baby oil is okay though comes in smaller quantities. Both come off okay though there might be slightly more of a smell with veg oil - but it is marginal.

Absolutely no harm in it at all and you'll love it...and do share the piccies.

Just remembered....I think somebody moaned once about cooking oil spoiling their hair extensions but that's all.

Minor point really but don't forget that some oils do affect plastics of various sorts.

I'd guess that veg oil and baby oil are probably going to be ok but I don't know. I do know that mineral oils (e.g. lubricating oil) does cause many plastics to swell and disintegrate.

It would be as well to test the PVC sheet with some of the oil over an extended period if you can, as there's a possibility that it will disintegrate so you may find that it no longer covers what you're trying to protect underneath.

veg oil other cooking oils can be wreckers, some rubbers and plastics get screwed by it
although it probably wont be a worry for your night but i'll mention it for others,
on a messy walk one night i used 10 liters of sunflour or vegtable oil and it ruined everything, although my dress stayed in one peice i was never going to put that in my washing machine, my shoes soon fell apart !!,
in the end i stepped out of my dress and heels as i got to near my house and walled in in just my undies, it was after 1: 00 in the morn so doubt there was anyone to see

have fun guys

I've never had any problems using vegetable oil at all, even with plastic sheeting or pvc outfits. But then I haven't used 10 litres (nearer two).

God know where you are buying shoes from that dissolve in sunflower oil, Laura. Cardboards R Us? Or perhaps you were frying them.

Hayley

it was a messy walk so i guess all the walking and sloshing killed them

So did this happen and what did you decide upon? We want details

Hi peeps

Thanks for all the wonderfula advice.

She took the oil real well blindfolded and cuffed to the bed. She soon became a shimmering transparent mat of slick slippery liquid. I tried the veg oil first (Much to my GFs distatste it turned out) so had to continue with the baby oil which she positively loved.

No pics im afraid though as she wanted it to be our own intimate little evening.

PS anyone using pvc sheets, they are sods to clean afterwards

Photology

Glad it went well.

Bet she looked gorgeous. And I hope you joined her on the bed....

Hayley

I certainly did, and the sex was fantastic

I used to buy large rolls of construction vapor seal - it's basically clear plastic on a roll, and quite thick - thick enough to not wrinkle and fold up under the mess. I have never had a problem with any oil or other substance breaking it down, and you just throw away what you use each time.

I also used to own a plastic inflatable raft thing, it was like a little pool but with an inflatable floor, perfect for wam, until the sides decided to part company from the floor one day, leaving a tidal wave of chocolate batter oozing underneath the laundry machines! It was one hell of a clean up, but something in the wam substances had eventually broken the seal between the sides and bottom of the raft. I've heard of people using this kind of raft on a bed, so I am urging caution as it would make a disasterous mess.

My new wife loves oil play, so I am a very lucky man these days.