I have often wondered if money was no object and you could film your ultimate Splosh scene, what would it be?
Personally for me it would be a bride and her 2 bridesmaids (in full wedding dresses) go into a cake shop to pick up the wedding cake, the shop is full of display racks holding all sorts of cakes, pies and ingredients and it is a busy shop as there are a couple of nurses in along with a couple of horse rider in jodhpurs (no horses) a couple of college girls in uniform, some smartly dressed business women, the 2 dim shop workers (in maids / waitress uniforms) keep bringing back wrong unsuitable cakes from the back shop the bride is getting more and more annoyed and ends up throwing one of the cakes at the assistant who retaliates and a pass pie fight breaks out everyone else in the shop becomes involved as they get hit with pies and cakes.
As the fight continues everyone gets covered and the clothing wripped off until there is just a heaving mass of bodies in the middle off all the mess, the door then opens and 2 Policewomen walk in having been called to a disturbance, as they walk in a pie hits one of them right in the face, the 2 of them try to arrest the person they think threw the pie but just get caught up in the mess and end up stripped and covered as well, by the end everyone is totally naked but unrecognisable as they are all covered, at the end the male shop owner (played by myself) appears from the back shop carrying a massive wedding cake apologises for the delay and asks if this was the cake that was wanted?
Ultimate Splosh Scene
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Re: Ultimate Splosh Scene
by SimonW » 17 Jan 2011, 16:05
Sounds a whole lot of fun, paulthepieman.
I like the thought of the bride and bridesmaids, but, overall, would prefer a fewer number involved with a slower tit-for-tat approach to the pies and mess. Nice to anticipate where the next pie or mess is going, and enjoy the "You wouldn't dare" looks, rather than seeing "just a heaving mass of bodies". (Some dvd's and downloads can be disappointing in this respect, where there isn't any script or direction, and the mess just gets thrown anywhere and everywhere.) And, of course, the girls with nice hairdo's, plus plenty of makeup and bling, also heels and matching shoulder-bag to be filled with something sticky, to the outrage of their owner.
One of my early TV memories were the Charlie Drake painter-and-decorator skits, and I'd also rather like to see a variation on this where the two workers antics are interrupted by the arrival of smartly-dressed lady of the house. You can guess the results when she scolds them for their clumsiness...
I like the thought of the bride and bridesmaids, but, overall, would prefer a fewer number involved with a slower tit-for-tat approach to the pies and mess. Nice to anticipate where the next pie or mess is going, and enjoy the "You wouldn't dare" looks, rather than seeing "just a heaving mass of bodies". (Some dvd's and downloads can be disappointing in this respect, where there isn't any script or direction, and the mess just gets thrown anywhere and everywhere.) And, of course, the girls with nice hairdo's, plus plenty of makeup and bling, also heels and matching shoulder-bag to be filled with something sticky, to the outrage of their owner.
One of my early TV memories were the Charlie Drake painter-and-decorator skits, and I'd also rather like to see a variation on this where the two workers antics are interrupted by the arrival of smartly-dressed lady of the house. You can guess the results when she scolds them for their clumsiness...
Re: Ultimate Splosh Scene
by snake » 23 Jan 2011, 20:14
simple... build a time machine (that's the expensive part)
...and then make (at least) 1000 more films with Emma! (ok, that could be expensive too!)
I'd also want to take all manner of up-to-date HD recording equipment with me... (again, expensive)
which might create some kind of temporal paradox...
(that might also be expensive in terms of ripping the fabric of space-time)
...and then make (at least) 1000 more films with Emma! (ok, that could be expensive too!)
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I'd also want to take all manner of up-to-date HD recording equipment with me... (again, expensive)
which might create some kind of temporal paradox...
(that might also be expensive in terms of ripping the fabric of space-time)
Re: Ultimate Splosh Scene
by mr angry » 19 Feb 2011, 10:01
Hi Paul, not been on here for a bit as my computers been being repaired, just noticed this. Two choices for me.
Firstly, I think a restaraunt/cafe sketch featuring 4 girls. (You know the ones!) I like a slow build up, the film would start with each girl getting dressed up and doing her make up/hair/nails etc, so we could see how immaculate they would look before getting trashed. The pie scene would start with two of the girls going into the cafe set, one is dressed in a button through cotton summer dress with white stockings and ankle strap heels, the other in a red business suit, a bit like the ones in the current Virgin Atlantic TV advert. They sit down at a table and the waitress comes over, she is wearing a french maids uniform and accidentally spills a tiny bit of custard on the girl in the suit. The maid would then apologise but the customer then accuses her of doping it deliberately. She replies "If I had done it deliberately, I would have done this" and slams a pie in her face.
She goes to throw a pie back at the maid and misses, hitting the other girl instead and the tit for tat slow burn pie scene would develop from there with lots of "you wouldnt dare" "letr me have that pie" type exchanges.
After the three girls are well and truly messed up, the cafe manageress would appear, immaculately dressed in a skin tight navy blue suit, with a white blouse and black heels and she would then be subjected to a messt pieing, before abandoning herself to a gloroius messy romp, throwing pies at the other three girls. Eventually, the girls would rip off each others clothes and roll around in the mess.
My other idea would be a circus slosh scene, featuring one girl and three male clowns. The girl would be a plant in the audience and would be spectacularly busty and glamourous, probably about a 34F or G and smartly but sexily dressed, a suit again, with a short, very tight skirt, just about covering the tops of her black stockings, a too tight blouse displaying her huge cleavage and the jacket unfastened. One of the clowns would grab her and drag her into the ring, teetering on her six inch heels. She would be sat down on a chair which would just happen to have a massive pie on it, then she would be given the full treatment., pies in her face, down her cleavage, up her skirt and eventually she would fall into a bath full of gloop, covering her completely from head to foot!
The lads in the audience would fancy her, the girls would think she was a tart and dsereved pieing and the kids would think it was funny!!
Firstly, I think a restaraunt/cafe sketch featuring 4 girls. (You know the ones!) I like a slow build up, the film would start with each girl getting dressed up and doing her make up/hair/nails etc, so we could see how immaculate they would look before getting trashed. The pie scene would start with two of the girls going into the cafe set, one is dressed in a button through cotton summer dress with white stockings and ankle strap heels, the other in a red business suit, a bit like the ones in the current Virgin Atlantic TV advert. They sit down at a table and the waitress comes over, she is wearing a french maids uniform and accidentally spills a tiny bit of custard on the girl in the suit. The maid would then apologise but the customer then accuses her of doping it deliberately. She replies "If I had done it deliberately, I would have done this" and slams a pie in her face.
She goes to throw a pie back at the maid and misses, hitting the other girl instead and the tit for tat slow burn pie scene would develop from there with lots of "you wouldnt dare" "letr me have that pie" type exchanges.
After the three girls are well and truly messed up, the cafe manageress would appear, immaculately dressed in a skin tight navy blue suit, with a white blouse and black heels and she would then be subjected to a messt pieing, before abandoning herself to a gloroius messy romp, throwing pies at the other three girls. Eventually, the girls would rip off each others clothes and roll around in the mess.
My other idea would be a circus slosh scene, featuring one girl and three male clowns. The girl would be a plant in the audience and would be spectacularly busty and glamourous, probably about a 34F or G and smartly but sexily dressed, a suit again, with a short, very tight skirt, just about covering the tops of her black stockings, a too tight blouse displaying her huge cleavage and the jacket unfastened. One of the clowns would grab her and drag her into the ring, teetering on her six inch heels. She would be sat down on a chair which would just happen to have a massive pie on it, then she would be given the full treatment., pies in her face, down her cleavage, up her skirt and eventually she would fall into a bath full of gloop, covering her completely from head to foot!
The lads in the audience would fancy her, the girls would think she was a tart and dsereved pieing and the kids would think it was funny!!
Re: Ultimate Splosh Scene
by mura29 » 17 Mar 2011, 16:35
great scene...but still i love the ballerina getting mixed up in all this, if anyone could post newer versions (pics or videos) of ballerinas getting sploshed by clowns or whatever...
Re: Ultimate Splosh Scene
by Hayley » 17 Mar 2011, 16:45
mura29 wrote:great scene...but still i love the ballerina getting mixed up in all this, if anyone could post newer versions (pics or videos) of ballerinas getting sploshed by clowns or whatever...
Happened to see this in passing. Have you downloaded Porn Lake at Gilly's Silly House? It's a pie ballet sequence starring Hydee and it made me laugh a lot when I saw it. Bill can give you full details when he returns from East Grinstead Hospital where he's visiting his Mum. He might even have a copy he can put on DVD for you.
Hayley x x x
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